For you, my darlings, nothing is too much. Or is it? Anyway, I went above and beyond by putting on my former financial analyst’s hat and did a search to see what cock-related merchandise is doing on the open market (or at least under the search term “cock” in the hidden adult section of eBay).
The most expensive item was this cold steel cock cage. At US $9,149.91 (!!), that’s over $1500 per inch for the average erection, and just under $3k for a flaccid one, which is what yours will be if someone locks you into this. WTF makes this model so expensive? Does it come with the cock?
via Today’s eBay Market in Cocks: Bearish (Gloria’s Oversexed Mind).