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Man arrested for plane masturbation blames tabasco sauce

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A 50-year-old Florida man has been arrested after an Idaho girl reported the man exposed himself during a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston, reports the Associated Press.

The 17-year-old girl says she switched seats when the man sitting next to her began masturbating aboard the Skywest flight.

The Lewiston Tribune reports the girl told her father what happened and he reported it to the Transportation Security Administration. TSA officials notified Lewiston police, who arrested the Gulf Breeze, Fla., man while they investigate him on suspicion of misdemeanor indecent exposure, reports AP.

Police say the man told them he spilled Tabasco sauce on himself, which caused his crotch to burn and itch.

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Judge Ball says masturbator’s testimony was ‘self serving’

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A Surrey provincial court judge has convicted a man of committing an indecent act – namely, public masturbation – after rejecting his testimony as “self serving.”

Judge Kenneth Ball didn’t believe Tajinder “Ricky” Singh Gill’s story that he’d been masturbating with his hand inside his shorts, but didn’t expose himself, while he was driving down a busy Surrey street.

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Speculum Pages Rebirth » Archives » Robert’s Masturbation Treatment

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When Dr. Barnes had finished her check for a hernia, she told Robert that she was now going to check his genitals. She took his penis in her hand and stretched it out away from his body and examined it closely.

“I see that you have some areas that are red and raw Robert. When was the last time that you masturbated yourself?”

?I-I don’t know ma’am.?

“You don’t know? You don’t know how your penis got all red and sore like this. Don’t lie to me Robert. You’ve played with yourself quite recently otherwise this wouldn’t be so red and tender. Did you jerk off last night?”

“No ma’am, t-t-two nights ago.”

Dr. Barnes turned towards Robert’s mother and said, “Based on what I’m seeing here, it appears that we may have a case of habitual masturbation on our hands. If this turns out to be the case, I may have to develop a rigorous program of remediation. I will know more after I run some tests.”

“How serious is it doctor, can it be corrected?” asked the nervous mother.

“It is not serious in that it does not require a surgical procedure, however, if he is a habitual masturbator and I suspect that he is, it will take some time to correct the condition. Don’t worry Mrs. Baker; I will see that your son receives the best care possible.”

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Man beaten for masturbating in kombi

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Mr Ncube then tried to save the man from further beating but stopped when he was told, much to his disgust and shock, that the man was at the receiving end of the blows because he was caught in the act of masturbation.

“After my conductor and I got wind of what the man had done we had no choice but to join the passengers in beating the hell out of him. We removed him from the bus and taught him a lesson; wherever he is he will never do it again. I have been a kombi driver for a long time and I have ferried a lot of crazy people but this is out of this world, even now I cannot believe it,” he said.

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I just got caught

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So here I am, sitting in my basement, naked, getting ready to Lube ? up my 3 SIACs to flight, when my nosy grandpa tells me to go to sleep, and starts making his way down. Panicing to grab my boxer, I put both legs through one side of the boxer and couldn’t find the other hole to put my other leg through so I just pulled my boxer all the way up, and laid my pants over it.

He gets here, sees me as I am topless and putting my shirt on, sees the 3 SIACs that I did not have time to put away, and asks what those are.

Not knowing what the hell to say given the small amount of time (and the mouth ? and Vagina ? orifaces were facing his direction), I managed to mumble something like “a friend gave it to me”, and he asks what they are for, and I say “I dunno”

Then he just walks upstairs

Great.. I feel like I lost the urge to flight for as long as I live in this house

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Speculum Pages Rebirth » Archives » Caught by my Aunt

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There was a familiar tingling between my legs and I knew that feeling well. My aunt continued rubbing and scrubbing while talking to her friend. I was doing my best to think about other things and pray my dick wouldn’t betray me. Her friend was in clear view and, in my imagination, knew that she was looking at me. And my aunt continued with her hands. It just seemed like too much to fight.

Sure enough, my dick started twitching and soon it was standing at angle. Sub-consciously, I looked down at it – prideful yet embarrassed. It was light pink and bobbed in the air. There was a small patch of fuzz around it. That whole area still had soap on it. And to make matters worse there was clear fluid at the tip.

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Pee-wee Herman, defends public masturbation arrest in Playboy interview

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This is a really stupid argument, supported by a really ignorant “sex expert”. I’m right handed and usually masturbate with the left hand. I doubt I am unique.

the embattled entertainer has decided, one last time, to defend his biggest disgrace: a public masturbation charge in November of 1991, where Reubens was allegedly caught, pee-wee in hand, in an adult movie theater in Sarasota, Florida. Reubens pled no contest to avoid a trial, but always maintained his innocence.
"Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me," Reubens said in an interview

Paul Reubens, aka Pee-wee Herman, defends public masturbation arrest in Playboy interview

Penis Freed By Fire Fighter At The Hospital

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Seven firefighters from St. Mary´s station in Southampton had to come to the rescue of a 40-year-old man who showed up at the hospital with his penis stuck inside a metal pipe.

Fire fighters arrived with a special apparatus to free the pipe from his appendage. They used a metal grinder after the man was put under anesthesia to prevent pain from the grinding heat.

Unknown to the hospital is how and why did he got his penis inside a pipe. It was the restriction of blood flow that got the penis stuck after an erection. “I´m sure the man won´t be getting into that situation again” said a spokesman for the firefighters.

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“How and why”… are they kidding?

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