Metro – Sackville man charged for masturbating in car

I wonder what the “complete investigation” was. Did they find traces of Albolene on his penis?

Police have arrested a 50-year-old Sackville man in relation to someone being caught masturbating in a car in Halifax last week.

Halifax Regional Police say just before 2 p.m. last Wednesday, there was a report of an indecent act taking place in the area of Queen and Kent streets.

Witnesses told police a man in a beige Toyota Corolla could be seen masturbating.

A short time later, police stopped a vehicle matching the description, spoke to the driver but there wasn’t enough information to lay charges.

Police say after a complete investigation the man was arrested last Friday and charged.

He is scheduled to appear in court on March 5 to face a charge of committing an indecent act.

via Metro – Sackville man charged for masturbating in car.

Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges – Roanoke.com

Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges

A Buena Vista elementary school guidance counselor was arrested Wednesday on charges of reportedly masturbating in a public place in Lexington, according to court records.

Anthony Jon Corazza, 40, was charged with simulated masturbation, resisting arrest, and assault and battery of a police officer, according to court records. He was taken to the Rockbridge County Regional Jail on Wednesday and released on bond Thursday.

Corazza is listed as a guidance counselor at both of the city’s elementary schools on the Buena Vista schools website.

via Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges – Roanoke.com.

I Obsessively Monitor My Husband’s Lube Bottle | xoJane

“So,” I said, “the stuff was out on the bed today.” (We call it “the stuff” — very adult.)

“Huh?” he muttered.

“The stuff?” I said “It was out on the bed?”

“Oh. Oops,” he replied, and then changed the subject.

A couple days later I brought it up again. “I don’t know why it bothers me but I freak out when you go to take a shower because I’m afraid that you’re going to masturbate and I KNOW it shouldn’t bother me, but it does.”

via I Obsessively Monitor My Husband’s Lube Bottle | xoJane.

Masturbating at work

in http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnaniaSupport/ a masturbator wrote:

When I was working (I was downsized in 2002) I lived only 2 miles
from work. Many people in my small / mid sized city would go home for
lunch. Home for me, 2 mi. away, was only 10 minutes each way, so
often, I made love to myself during lunch. My sexual appetite was
often helped by a couple of neat and sexxy co-workers. One had her
nose glued to the window every time a streaker went by. Another
worked in another department, but made no secret that every lunch
hour, she went home and “satisfied a hunger”. Oh, yeah, she also
before or after lunch hour also satisfied her hunger for food! LOL

My self sexual appetite was helped along by one female co worker who
always came into work very very relaxed. One time, I had made love to
myself over lunch, and came back, and happened to run into my boss,
and my Plant Manager. My Plant Manager said “Bill, you look wayy too
relaxed to come back to work (in our very stressful work
environment)!” My female co worker looked this very same way in the
AM, coming into work and then when she came back from a home visit
over lunch!

So what do other folks on this group think of such things? These
events made work experience and self love very special.

Later, my very anti-porn son got engaged to his very conservative
(then, to be) wife. He’d see some wet stains on the front of my pants
as I was going back to work, and he’d make VERY VERY VERY derogative
comments about same. I’d simply ignore him, frostily.

How To Spot A Masturbator | ChristWire

How To Spot A Masturbator | ChristWire.

Despite the warnings of doctors and religious scholars, masturbation still remains very popular in America. As a society, this degree of self-manipulation goes too far in familiarizing men and women with their bodies. These people become less active in their communities and begin to see themselves as sexual predators whose sole purpose is to climax at the end of the night. Masturbation has had a ruinous effect on theinstitution of marriage. Countless couples have been destroyed by porn addiction, many other men have just given up on the idea of marriage because they prefer to pleasure themselves whenever they choose, free from the interruptions of family life.


LOVING VIGILANCE: WHAT TO LOOK FOR

To help turn the tide on this crisis, it’s important for parents and work supervisors to be able to spot a chronic or even just a casual masturbator in their midst. Maternal wisdom has long stated that oversleeping, locked doors, avoiding eye contact, messy beds, fear of clean underwear, long steamy showers and a pungent bleach-like odor on one’s bedsheets are all red flags of masturbation invasion. One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.  …

getting caught

a masturbator wrote:

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Well, I’ve been caught so many times by my wife that she doesn’t even
seem to notice any more.
What you have to have is: A mature, understanding person, whom will
not be permanently scarred by the experience, and a place where you
have a reasonable expectation of privacy, such
as your own home.
One time I had a house with a courtyard that visitors had to enter
before coming to knock on the door.  The fence was high enough for me
to see over, but someone coming down the street couldn’t see me on my
sofa.  They came into my courtyard and oops, I was so embarrassed.
Motel maids will sometimes walk in on you if you don’t hear them
knock.  Maybe you are wearing earphones or something.
At massage parlors you could do it, but they think you are creepy
(which I guess I am).
If you come up with any other ways, I’ll try them, too.

 

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Man arrested for plane masturbation blames tabasco sauce

A 50-year-old Florida man has been arrested after an Idaho girl reported the man exposed himself during a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston, reports the Associated Press.

The 17-year-old girl says she switched seats when the man sitting next to her began masturbating aboard the Skywest flight.

The Lewiston Tribune reports the girl told her father what happened and he reported it to the Transportation Security Administration. TSA officials notified Lewiston police, who arrested the Gulf Breeze, Fla., man while they investigate him on suspicion of misdemeanor indecent exposure, reports AP.

Police say the man told them he spilled Tabasco sauce on himself, which caused his crotch to burn and itch.

via FloriDUH | Sun Sentinel Blogs | Man arrested for plane masturbation blames tabasco sauce.

Judge Ball says masturbator’s testimony was ‘self serving’

A Surrey provincial court judge has convicted a man of committing an indecent act – namely, public masturbation – after rejecting his testimony as “self serving.”

Judge Kenneth Ball didn’t believe Tajinder “Ricky” Singh Gill’s story that he’d been masturbating with his hand inside his shorts, but didn’t expose himself, while he was driving down a busy Surrey street.

via Judge Ball says masturbator’s testimony was ‘self serving’.