The Batehole, My Sexual History: Mom’s Masturbation Machine

I’ve been a habitual masturbator for most of my life and an admitted addicted masturbator for over 5 years. And I’ve always wondered how or why I’ve been this way, but I highly suspect I inherited my strong sexual desires from my mom. Looking back, there are several clues to my suspicion, which I’ll relate now and in future posts. One day a machine appeared in the basement at my house and I asked my mom what it was. She didn’t answer me. but I didn’t press her for an answer. I became more and more curious about this machine and its purpose, so I asked her again some time later, and she told me it was to help her reduce weight. She was a fairly petite woman at 5’ 4” and 110 lbs, so I still was a bit confused, because I couldn’t picture how she could lose weight with this machine. The machine was made of steel, with 3 rollers on top, and it was at such a height that all you could do was sit on it. So I concluded it was for losing weight in the butt. I could hear the machine running in the evenings, so I figured mom was using it to lose weight, But I was still intrigued, as kids usually are, and I asked her to show me how she used the machine, but she just ignored me. Looking back now, its obvious she was using the machine to masturbate. And what still intrigues me to this day is that my dad had to know what this machine was used for, because he had to be the one that bought it for her; she didn’t work at the time. She must have been a seriously horny bitch to purchase such a big masturbating machine, place it out in the open in the basement, and use it every night. My dad has a huge cock, so my mom must have been getting reamed pretty good. All I can say is that she must have been a highly sexed, wanton woman in heat. So that’s why I suspect my strong sexual drive came from her.

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Male Masturbation Appliance

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  -  Nov 26, 2011  -  Public
Male Masturbation Appliance

 
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The Art of Self-love

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  -  Nov 27, 2011  -  Public
“Although saying the word ‘masturbation’ will successfully silence conversation in almost any room, the truth is that it is the most common sexual practice the world over. Since the 1950?s repeated studies have shown that the percentage of men who masturbate is close to 100 percent and for women, the percentage is not far behind at 82 percent. Besides that, masturbation for those who allow themselves the practice is one that is enjoyed throughout our life span. Yet we won’t discuss the subject, even with our partners and closest friends.”

Read more: http://www.care2.com/greenliving/the-art-of-self-love.html#ixzz1exXaEhd0

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Let the world hear you masturbating: Leave your deposit at the Wank Bank. Call 1-281-241-WANK  (281-241-9265). To hear other masturbators in their own words (and moans), listen to the Open Zipper Project

MASTURBATE FOR LIFE with DJ Lubel Tiffany Dupont and Chris Carmack

MASTURBATE FOR LIFE with DJ Lubel Tiffany Dupont and Chris Carmack

 
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What if masturbation were illegal | Men and masturbation | What if men couldn’t masturbate

Men masturbate just as surely as the sun rises and sets, both celestial creatures of habit in a world where not a lot makes sense. For the sun, its purpose is to provide warmth. For men, our purpose is to procure that warm feeling that comes along with pulling on oneself until all of our worries melt away like icicles in the spring. But what if the worst possible scenario were to occur? Forget a nuclear scenario, we’re talking Defcon Zero type shit; what if masturbation were made illegal? Your “white” would suddenly be a punishable offense much like cocaine is. But what would actually happen?

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Masturbation Can Be Dangerous Practice | Health 174

Medically, masturbation is considered as the most healthy way to channel the passion in the moment not yet ready to have sex or opposite sex couples do not have. However, some men actually endanger themselves for masturbating in ways that are not reasonable.

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