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Hospital Massage
a masturbator’s story:
i was in the hospital last year with a VERY high white blood cell
count. My doctor, a good buddy, did a blood test and told me i needed
to go on anti biotics. His office is adjacent to the hospital and he
tricked me into going for "further tests." It was a Thursday
afternoon. I had a fever of almost 102 and had had it for three days.
He was not happy.
When we got there i had to sign a form, i never got to really read it.
"Just sign it jon, don't give me any shit," he told me.
I did as he asked then he took me to a room and said i'd need to take
my clothes off for the tests. Innocently i did as he asked.
i was taken to a hospital room in a wheel chair, my clothing in a bag
he carried.
"What the fuck are you doing Paul?" i asked.
"You need to be on anti biotics and I want more blood work. We've
known each other since we were kids and I know that this is the only
way you are going to do as I say."
"Give me my clothes," i demanded.
As i watched he handed them to the nurse and she left.
Masturbating in Vegas
a masturbator said:
Several years ago on a trip to Las Vegas I responded
to an ad from a "mature lady" who did "toy shows."
She was outstanding! I had to schedule the show a day
in advance because she only did two a day - one in the
morning and one in the evening. I chose the morning
show.
She showed up at my hotal room and got right down to
business. We sat in chairs facing each other right in
front of the suite's wall-to-ceiling window for
optimum viewing pleasure. She was very friendly and
acted like it was just second nature for us to want to
cum together.
Married Masturbator Tim B. [Open Zipper Project]
Tim B. describes his life as a chronic mastubator, beginning with accidental self discovery of masturbation as a pillow-humping boy. Masturbation, and edging, has now become his total outlet, replacing sex with his wife. Tim has submissive fantasies and fetish for female feet. Describing one of his fantasies, being bound and penis-teased, results in an unplanned orgasm at the end of the recording.
(PS: Don’t confuse Tim B. with the recent interview with Tim W.)
Tim B. invites your email at Timybe@aol.com
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Sometimes You Need Date Night With Yourself « the s spot
I’m not going to deny that sex is fun – but you shouldn’t feel like a freak just because you haven’t had a chance to try it yet! A lot to do with sex happens in your head, and being stressed out or worried about your first time can contribute a lot to the kind of problems you’re experiencing (but now don’t worry about being worried! ^_~). From what you’ve told me, it sound like you might be experiencing something similar to vaginismus (tight clamping of the vaginal muscles); usually this disappears over time, as you become more comfortable and experienced.
Here is what I suggest: set a date night with yourself every week – at least once a week (you can adjust it to your schedule as needed). On these date nights you’ll have something nice for dinner, take a hot shower, find some porn/erotica that you like, and spend some time exploring your body.
If crossing your legs works for getting you off, do that – but stop every so often to try touching yourself another way: try inserting a finger or two, try using the vibe on your clit – mix things up a little – but don’t let yourself get frustrated if something doesn’t feel good, just stop and go back to what does work for you.
via Sometimes You Need Date Night With Yourself « the s spot.
How to Milk a Bull
There are not a lot of articles on the blog, but it nicely touches on a favorite masturbator fantasy: being milked for his semen.
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT MALE MILKING. WE’LL SPEAK ABOUT THE USE OF THE MALE BODY AS A SEMEN FARM. WE ARE INTERESTED IN HOW TO INDUCE A BULL TO DO THE WORK NATURE INTENDED HIM TO DO, I.E. SEMEN PRODUCTION, AND IN TECHNIQUES WE CAN USE TO MILK HIS JUICES.
via How to Milk a Bull.
Kids gone wild
masturbators recall:
Mine run to about the same age...all the neighborhood kids used to get
toghether and head to some fields behind our houses that were
undeveloped...trees, grasslands, etc. One summer we scavanged enough
old wood and materials to fabricate a tree house...platform actually
where we would lie down and pull out our little dicks to rub them on
each other, hold, fondle, and show off. Sometimes one of the kids
would get an older cousin with pubic hair to drop by and share in a
circle jerk - he being the only one that would cum. We loved dropping
our pants and pulling pud! This went on well into high school and was
normal for our neighborhood! Can't get enough self pleasuring and am
soooooo glad for a proper upbringing!
Ritual masturbation story
a masturbator said:
The Summer following my Senior year in High School, I was employed
as a Lifeguard and Swimming Instructor. Nice work when you can get
it.
The complex was huge and had everything you would expect, including
a chapel. I will not reveal the affiliation of the complex. Within
the building, you could slide partions between rooms to make them as
large or as small as you wished. Growing up, I went to Church EVERY
Sunday and still have the attendance medals to prove it.
It was not until I opened a closet door adjacent to the chapels
alter, that my sexual thoughts were triggered. Hanging neatly, were
white choir tops with 3/4 length sleeves. The top came down in
length to just above your hips. For whatever reason, I found that
to be EXTREMELY sexual. I guess being 18 and heavy into
masturbation at the time fueled the idea I was having.
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via Bator Master’s Blog.
Masturbation Anticipation Anxiety
One thing funny I’ve noticed. When I am getting ready to masturbate, getting my pics out, my lube ready, my toys etc. I get so incredibly anxious. I almost shake with nervous anticipation. I am in a terrible anxious rush to get it all set up so I can get my penis in my hand as soon as possible.
Then when I finally put hand to penis I am filled with peace and tranquility.
The above feelings convince me that I am “chemically” addicted to masturbation. Something is going on in my brain chemistry that makes the anticipation/release so powerful