Toy Review – Lindsay the Sex Doll « the s spot

When my friend at The Adult Toy Shoppe asked me to pick something to review from his site, I half jokingly told him to send me a sex doll, since I’ve never really seen one in person and I thought it would be hilarious/awesome.  Turns out he thought it would be pretty cool too, because he decided to send me Lindsay the “Fully Loaded” Love Doll.

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5 Religions That Worship Penises

5 Religions That Worship Penises

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Since the dawn of civilization, the penis has been a symbol of power, fertility, and man’s primeval instinct to mate. Cracked.com profiles five inspiring religions that worshiped  the penis.

Some articles demand a profound introduction. Others … not so much. If we were a different website we might use this space to talk about how America is the biggest penis-worshiping-religion of them all. But we’re not that website (in case yesterday’s bowl of penises didn’t tip you off). We assure you, this is no metaphor. You will find no pop psychology or vaguely phallic imagery in this article. These are religions that worship human penises. Learn from them.? Read more

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OnaniaSupport : Message: How open are you about your masturbation habits?

Hi, I’m a new member and chronic masturbator. I spend several hours every day
on line jerking to internet porn not unlike many here I am guessing. I average
about 5 times a day during the week and twice that on a weekend.

This is a total secret life for me. No one knows anything about my obsession.
Are any of you open about your masturbation habits? If so is it something only
a few people know about or dies everyone know? Who do you talk about this
with?

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Nurse massage

a masturbator recalls:

Here’s a little experience from about 5-6 years ago that has fed a lot of fantasies ever since.  One day I came down with a "leaky dick" problem.  Called my urologist for an appointment and was told he wasn’t available right away, but the "nurse practioner" would see me if I was ok with that.  I said fine and showed up at the Dr’s office forthwith.  For those of you unfamiliar with how they diagnosis a prostate problem, usually the first step is a "prostate massage" where a finger is inserted into the anus and the prostate is rubbed through the wall of the rectum till it expresses seminal fluid which flows from your soft cock.  That sample is then viewed under the microscope. 

Well, lo and behold, when the door opened to the examination room, in walks the "nurse practioner"…a very attractive Olivia Newton-John look-a-like in her mid thirties.  She proceeded with the "work-up", getting the details of my symtoms, etc, before asking that I drop my pants and underwear and bend over the examing table, during which time whe was putting on the requisite "rubber glove" and getting out the KY.  She lubed me up, slid her finger in and began massaging my prostate.  Let my tell you, she was extremely talented.  I was holding the glass "slide" on which the fluid was to be caught for viewing under the microscope, and she must have gotten what seemed like 3 or 4 ounces out of me.  It covered the slide and ran down all over the table…much more than ever had been drawn out in any previous exam I’d had.  I was really amazed.  Over the years since, I’ve often thought about how that would have felt if her other hand had been wrapped around my "hard" cock, stroking in time to her finger buried in my ass.  Or if I had been buried in her mouth.  Those thoughts however, have certainly produced some prodigous "cums" since then.

Happy stroking!      

The next time that you have the time to do this

a lady masturbator said to male masturbators:

     The next time that you have the time to do this, go to the longest or full length mirror that you have.  Notice the lump sticking out as you unzip your pants. Cool, huh?  Did you ever notice that it feels good just to unzip? Now, as if you were at the end of a strip tease, remove your underpants.  Does the cool room air feel good or is it annoying? Take your family jewels out where they can be easily seen and display them in all their glory.  Aren’t they beautiful?  The balls are so nice and round, covered with soft fuzzy hair and the color is just perfect for you, to act as a frame for your delightful dick.  And what color are they, and what color is the shaft?  Black, chocolate, cool brown, warm beige, yellowish red, cream, or pale white?  I saw one once with an incredibly beautiful blush of pink at the tip like you would see on the cheeks of a child.  I have seen another one glowing red underneath like a log in a fireplace.  

 

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Masturbatrix in literature

comments on masturbation literature:

I'm speaking
personally of course, but Venus In Furs didn't do a lot for me.
Being THE femdom/masochist novel I'd always expected more, but
when I first read it I was disappointed I have to admit. I actually
like the Victorian style in erotica, probably because my first
memeories of erotic fiction seemed to be wirtten in the mock
Victorian style. But Venus In Furs never did anything for me, I
don't know why. BUT when you mention The Governess by Harriett
Marwood now you are talking. That book was much closer to what
appeals to me and I believe that's where Beresford got the
inspiration for Judith Boston. I too read Gynecocracy and had it on
my shelf. About ten years ago some of these were republihed and I
recall the Petticoat Dominant (though that was transvestite i
believe) and an old fashioned story called "The Bitch Witch" by
Roger Charlton. I no loger have it but there were many enjoyable
scenes and a Women's Suffragete society that used to entertain
themselves humiliating men..
I couldn't agree more about the mock Victorian style and its
eroticism. I think its the formal style and the straight laced
society that gives it an extra kink. You are taken back to a world
where sexual matters are scandalous and masturbation was forbidden
and supposed to lead to degeneracy and weakness. So there's even
more "naughtiness" around the subject and people's bodies.
That's one thing that attracted me to the Beresford tales. Although
you wonder if some of it is ironic there is a 19th century tone to a
lot of his stories. The very formal narrator and the prim and proper
tone makes the females seem all the more scheming to me and the
masturabation much more shameful. Its what grabbed me about
Chidewell House... women forcing men against their will and
addicting them to fetishism for their wicked ways. Often too there
was the naive very innocent man taken advantage of by ladies...
extremely erotic position for the submissive reader and gets down
to the bare essentials of it all.

Tie his cock

a masturbator said:

I once had a Mistress who would tie my balls and cock with ribbon.  Mistress would use a color that would contrast and show through the almost transparent panties she would put me in.

If I pleased her and her guest, sometimes female, sometimes male, She would allow me to fuck myself in the ass with a vibrator and masturbate. The way she tied them up caused my balls to bounce with each stroke and as it was tied rather tightly, the veins in my coc would buldge a lot more than when it was not tied.  I found that it was rather difficult to ejaculate when tied that tight, but when I finally did, the volumn was 3x the normal amount and very intense.

Occationally when I mastutbate, I now use a lace from one of my boots to replicate the way She would tie me. 

I highly recomend it to anyone who has not tried it.  It is not painful, and inhances the experience.

One not of caution, you can not do this everytime, and you can not leave yourself tied for too long as the blood flow restriction could cause you damage.  From what I have been able to find on the subject, the longest you should stay tied is 30 minutes.

Ivan