When my friend at The Adult Toy Shoppe asked me to pick something to review from his site, I half jokingly told him to send me a sex doll, since I’ve never really seen one in person and I thought it would be hilarious/awesome. Turns out he thought it would be pretty cool too, because he decided to send me Lindsay the “Fully Loaded” Love Doll.
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5 Religions That Worship Penises
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Since the dawn of civilization, the penis has been a symbol of power, fertility, and man’s primeval instinct to mate. Cracked.com profiles five inspiring religions that worshiped the penis.
Some articles demand a profound introduction. Others … not so much. If we were a different website we might use this space to talk about how America is the biggest penis-worshiping-religion of them all. But we’re not that website (in case yesterday’s bowl of penises didn’t tip you off). We assure you, this is no metaphor. You will find no pop psychology or vaguely phallic imagery in this article. These are religions that worship human penises. Learn from them.? Read more
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Hi, I’m a new member and chronic masturbator. I spend several hours every day
on line jerking to internet porn not unlike many here I am guessing. I average
about 5 times a day during the week and twice that on a weekend.
This is a total secret life for me. No one knows anything about my obsession.
Are any of you open about your masturbation habits? If so is it something only
a few people know about or dies everyone know? Who do you talk about this
more at OnaniaSupport : Message: How open are you about your masturbation habits?.
a masturbator recalls:
Here’s a little experience from about 5-6 years ago that has fed a lot of fantasies ever since. One day I came down with a "leaky dick" problem. Called my urologist for an appointment and was told he wasn’t available right away, but the "nurse practioner" would see me if I was ok with that. I said fine and showed up at the Dr’s office forthwith. For those of you unfamiliar with how they diagnosis a prostate problem, usually the first step is a "prostate massage" where a finger is inserted into the anus and the prostate is rubbed through the wall of the rectum till it expresses seminal fluid which flows from your soft cock. That sample is then viewed under the microscope.
Well, lo and behold, when the door opened to the examination room, in walks the "nurse practioner"…a very attractive Olivia Newton-John look-a-like in her mid thirties. She proceeded with the "work-up", getting the details of my symtoms, etc, before asking that I drop my pants and underwear and bend over the examing table, during which time whe was putting on the requisite "rubber glove" and getting out the KY. She lubed me up, slid her finger in and began massaging my prostate. Let my tell you, she was extremely talented. I was holding the glass "slide" on which the fluid was to be caught for viewing under the microscope, and she must have gotten what seemed like 3 or 4 ounces out of me. It covered the slide and ran down all over the table…much more than ever had been drawn out in any previous exam I’d had. I was really amazed. Over the years since, I’ve often thought about how that would have felt if her other hand had been wrapped around my "hard" cock, stroking in time to her finger buried in my ass. Or if I had been buried in her mouth. Those thoughts however, have certainly produced some prodigous "cums" since then.
a lady masturbator said to male masturbators:
The next time that you have the time to do this, go to the longest or full length mirror that you have. Notice the lump sticking out as you unzip your pants. Cool, huh? Did you ever notice that it feels good just to unzip? Now, as if you were at the end of a strip tease, remove your underpants. Does the cool room air feel good or is it annoying? Take your family jewels out where they can be easily seen and display them in all their glory. Aren’t they beautiful? The balls are so nice and round, covered with soft fuzzy hair and the color is just perfect for you, to act as a frame for your delightful dick. And what color are they, and what color is the shaft? Black, chocolate, cool brown, warm beige, yellowish red, cream, or pale white? I saw one once with an incredibly beautiful blush of pink at the tip like you would see on the cheeks of a child. I have seen another one glowing red underneath like a log in a fireplace.