Month: December 2008

Handjobs for the Ladies in Our Lives

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 31, 2008

Porn For Women, By Women » Blog Archive » Hot and Handy Part 2- Handjobs for the Ladies in Our L

…Let’s talk about the basics of a handjob. No matter what it looks like on the movie or tv screens, giving a woman a handjob is a lot more than just ramming your fingers into her vag. It’s an art, and it takes way more skill to make a woman orgasm than just blindly pawing at her goods. For women, hand jobs come in a few different flavors – some women like only their clitoris touched, while others are strictly about penetration, though many women enjoy both fingers on their clit and inside their vagina…..

Letter to Ann Landers

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 31, 2008

Letter to Ann Landers

by Anonymous

A breast milk fantasy
Dear Ann Landers:
I'm an accountant, and I work mostly from my home which limits the
women I have a chance to meet, but I was at a party a few weeks ago
and met a wonderful lady named Kris. She's bright and witty and very
attractive. But I'm wondering if I am being treated unfairly by here.
Here's my story.
Up until a couple weeks ago we had been going out a bit, and we necked
a little bit, but she would never let me touch her breasts. I should point
out that she has very large breasts for a woman her size.
Every time I would move to touch her breasts, she would remove my
hand and tell me "no". She was still fun to be with, so I kept going out
with her. One night, though, we were sitting on the couch drinking coffee
and talking at her place, and she asked me, "You always want to touch
my breasts, Jimmy. Why is that?".
I explained that I thought they were very attractive, and that I always
found breasts to be very erotic. She didn't say anything, just smiled at
me, and asked, "What do you like to do with breasts?"
I figured it was all or nothing time, so I decided to be very honest and
I told her, "I like to suck, I find that very arousing."
"What do you find pleasurable about that Jimmy?" She asked. "Do you
like to imagine that you're sucking the milk out?"   More…

Joe’s story

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 27, 2008

masturbator Joe said:

Hello, I’m a new member and I am addicted (currently without regret)
to masturbation. Specifically, I am addicted to prolonged sessions
using my Venus 2000 masturbation machine.
Whenever I find the spare time, I hook myself up and let the machine
milk me as long as I can, or for as long as I can stand it. I
typically try to let it suck me for at least an hour, but usually try
for longer if possible. So far, the longest I have ever gone was this
last Saturday when I let it masturbate me continuously for 9 hours at
which point I finally ended up cumming. This left me a little drained
so I rested for about 45 minutes and then started over again letting
the machine masturbate me for another 3 hours.
Sunday evening brought another 3 hours and tonight I started again
about an hour and a half ago and will probably let it continue to work
me for another 2 hours (I’m currently being masturbated). I dont
usually get to go this often, but I’ve been trying harder lately to
make it happen more often.
I find that in many ways, I get off more on the act of masturbation
itself, and the use of the machine specifically, than I do on any
pornographic materials. I completely get off on the decadence of
owning this machine, the sole purpose of which is to suck my cock off
for as long as I want, and the longer I go, the more turned on I am. I
dont think 9 hours is a "normal" amount of time to spend masturbating
and I think I get off on that percieved feeling of deviant activity.
Moreso, I feel a strong urge to tell others of my activities.
Thank you for letting me join your group and share my story.

Man fined for penis in pasta jar

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 27, 2008

 thanks to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChadJames/

A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That’s when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

Man fined for penis in pasta jar | The Daily Telegraph

Playing pool

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 26, 2008

a masturbator said:

i go to PS frequently and usually stay at a smaller hotel on the south
end of 111.  Several weeks ago i was there for four days.  The first
night was a scorcher and after my business was done i drove in, around
7 PM.  As i passed the pool and spa there were precious few people
there.  i saw two pretty hot ladies on lounges, just talking and
looking around. i made eye contact with them and smiled, my cock was
already getting hard. 
i went back to my room and got into a pair of nylon swim trunks.  i
pulled out a few hot magazines and sat down next to the window looking
out from the room.  i picked one, got my sunglasses and a towel then
walked out to the pool.  They were still there and no one else was at
the pool.
i pulled up a lounge directly across from them and lay down.  i looked
over and smiled then lay back for a few minutes.  The clingy nylon
shorts draped over my stiff dick.  i sat up and pulled the back of the
lounge up then picked up the magazine, holding it up just enough so
that i could see over the top.

 

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This is Your Brain, on Masturbation [podcasturbation]

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 26, 2008

A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

(Note: Prior to listening to this podcasturbation, please read Warning for Satire-Impaired)

Chronic masturbation is often considered an addiction, and like substance abuse, can lead to profound and irreversible changes in the masturbator’s brain. In this audio program we consider the cause and impact of those changes in “This is Your Brain, on Masturbation”.

The program is in four parts. The first two deal with internal structural differences between normal male brains and the brains of chronic masturbators. We explain these changes by the development of “the masturbation circuit” resulting from continued prolonged masturbatory over-stimulation of the sexual pleasure centers.  The third part examines behavioral and mental dysfunctions following recruitment or consumption of other brain resources to support the masturbation circuit. And the fourth concludes with guided edging, to help the listener experience and assess the strength of the masturbation circuit in his own brain.

For the comfort of the listener, ejaculatory relief is granted at the ends of parts 1, 2, and 4.

Click to download each part

  1. This is Your Brain, on Masturbation part 1
  2. This is Your Brain, on Masturbation part 2
  3. This is Your Brain, on Masturbation part 3
  4. This is Your Brain, on Masturbation part 4

Note: if this is your first visit to my site, please see what it is about or listen to other of my podcasturbations.

Poll: What is “sex”?

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 24, 2008

 interesting discussion, and an appealing website

However, I’m most interested in your own personal opinions on the sex issue as well. To that end, I’ve decided to post a little poll wherein you can vote upon what degree of contact is required to constitute “having sex”. I’ve listed the options in order of increasing physical intimacy (imho), so just choose the one you feel best represents your definition of sex. But first, let’s visit a relatively new site in the Score family – Tits & Tugs – as I feel they provide prime examples of the sex sans coitus principle. Loads of handjobs and tit fucking here, but I’ve yet to see any hardcore carnal connections on the site. Thus, for your consideration prior to participating in my little sex survey and in support of my extended definition of the act, here’s a collection of photos & videos courtesy of TitsAndTugs.com…

My Boob Site Big Tits Blog » Blog Archive » Poll: What is “sex”?

She needs a man to match her enthusiasm

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 24, 2008

a lady masturbator said:

Recall, I am not getting any REAL cock presently, so
masturbation is my only outlet; that being the case, I
like livening it up a bit by sharing it with another
masturbator. My cache of toys, vids, pics and various
phone partners is how I get my sexual thrills, for the
moment.
If I can have real cock, the next best thing is phone
masturbation.  Not just with any partner. I have had
some doozies.  Guys who only want to listen and not
participate, or let out one oh or sigh when they cum.
Not my cup o java.
I need a man who will match my enthusiasm, my
intensity, my vocal honesty.

 

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The SoL Guide to Teasing Pussy

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 22, 2008

a different point of view for t/d fans 

…Although there are many guides to teasing cock and also many denial games that can be played with both sexes, I feel there has been a lack of discussion in regards to direct ways of teasing a cunt. We’ve all read about the hanging vibrator tease, but I am going to discuss some more direct techniques. I am sure many people out there have used some or all of them, but as I have not seen many of them written up, I thought I would give it a go. The focus of this guide will be masturbating a pussy. From my experience it is recommended that the victim be bound as it can prove overly easy to lose your place while performing these techniques. This is not meant to be all inclusive, but I hope it will be helpful….

The SoL Guide to Teasing Pussy | tantalism.org

Caught with cock in hand

Posted by Onania Org/asm – December 19, 2008

a masturbator said:

i recently came back from a business trip.  i was at a hotel that has
an odd set up in which buildings are terraced and you can see into
rooms below you.  There are always conventions going on but i was not
at one, i was simply meeting with clients in the area.  i was away
from my g/f and when that happens i’m perpetually horny.
The first night i came back to my room and she had called.  i listened
to her message and was immediately hard.  "Call me now pervert, that
cock and ass need working on," she teased.
i got naked and lay on the bed put on my head set and called her.  The
second i heard her voice i was even harder.
"What are you doing my pervert?" she asked.
"Just laying on the bed Mistress."
"Are you playing with that cock or ass?" she asked.
"You know i do not do that until you give me permission," i said shyly.
"Good boy.  Now, I want you to get out a toy and some lube."

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