An especially long and intense podcasturbation, intended for serious masturbators only. I ruminate on the loneliness of the long-distance masturbator, and his preference for solitary masturbation. Thoughts on secret embarrassing things we like to do when alone such as (attempts at) self-sucking, tasting our semen, silly wanking postures, penetrating household objects, thrusting, and confessing. (40:06, 9.8MB)
When did you first realize that for you masturbation was more than recreation, more even than habit, and had become incurable addiction? I recount my own downward spiral. (17:06, 4.1MB)
Chronic masturbators are often pussy-challenged and feel more confident fucking the plastic ones. I discuss pussy fucking anxieties while giving my FleshLight a work out. (20:16, 4.9MB)
First Times, part 1. A longer and somewhat more coherent podcasturbation describing my early sexual history leading up to my first masturbatory orgasm. What, you’ve never put your penis in a vacuum cleaner hose? (23:49, 5.6MB)
