A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
I am presuming that a large number of chronic masturbators are also Star Trek fans, and vice versa. For them I do not need to explain the relevance to masturbation addiction of the title of this podcasturbation. For others, please review http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(Star_Trek) prior to pulling your pants down.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
It is very important for every chronic masturbator to maintain a healthy, sustainable level of usage of his penis. The level varies from masturbator to masturbator, but each of us has a maximum recommended level that we should not exceed. Of course, the penis will urge us to masturbate more and more, even to unsafe levels of usage, but we must resist. The results of excessive penis use include exhaustion, depression, and mental impairment (also called Penis Brain). This podcasturbation addresses these important issues.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
There is a popular (but false) belief that a pregnant woman is afflicted with “baby brain”, a pregnancy-induced impairment of her mental abilities. I got to thinking about how chronic masturbators are (truly) afflicted with a similar impairment, “Penis Brain”. This podcasturbation personally explores the phenomenon.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
Is that the way you feel about your masturbation addiction?
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
In spite of today’s tolerant environment, many people believe that real men don’t masturbate; or at least, don’t masturbate chronically. So which are you: a man, or a masturbator. This audio program will help you decide.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
Some masturbators are ejaculation seekers, others are ejaculation avoiders. But most of us, when the ultimate climax comes, just let it all out. Another technique for advanced masturbators is to release the semen in multiple, partial ejaculations. It is difficult to control the urge to bust once ejaculation begins, but with practice you can have multiple orgasms over a short period of time.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
As every chronic masturbator knows from personal experience, sometimes we go into masturbation “rut”, humping and rutting our hands and everything that doesn’t move fast enough, rutting like crazed minks. This is likely to happen when you are traveling alone and staying in a private and anonymous hotel room. I had that experience recently, staying several nights in a motel by myself. I masturbated every morning on waking and then again in the evening late into the night. I actually made two other audio recordings in addition to the podcasturbation during my highly fertile rutting phase. This podcasturbation specifically addresses the “going into rut” phenomenon, with examples of furniture fucking, glove fucking, and other serendipitous targets of opportunity.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
Nearly every masturbator has at sometime encountered the shroud of shame that often surrounds the act of masturbation. In the teasing of teenagers, jokes in books or movies, disapproval of parents or religious figures, prohibition by athletic coaches and scout leaders, casual insults equating masturbation with ineffectualness (what a jerk-off!), etc. Even if the masturbator has never or no longer feels a personal shame for his habit, he can not escape being touched at some point by societies opprobrium. This podcasturbation is dedicated to that aspect of our vocation, and even revels in the naughtiness of it all.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
Is your habit getting worse all the time? You know which habit I mean. Every time you do it makes it worse, doesn’t it? Are you worried where it will all lead? You should be. Even though there’s nothing you can do about it, even if you wanted to.
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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
The second most common urge among nearly all chronic masturbators (after the obvious one) is to “confess” his/her masturbation addiction to some one. It does not matter whether he is a “proud” masturbator celebrating his liberation and solosexual lifestyle, or a shameful guilty masturbator sneaking around in his private wanker closet. We all need to acknowledge, express, validate, and share this paramount dimension of our lives. In this podcasturbation I offer my personal confession and encourage you to offer yours. And yes, there is an orgasmic admission and emission at the end.
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