If you ever suspected that podcasting is just another form of masturbation, you were right! These audio recordings feature both mental and physical masturbation –stream-of-consciousness essays composed during my (too) numerous masturbation sessions. A lot of the podcasturbations are of a personal nature, reflections on living with chronic masturbation addiction.
WARNING: these podcasturbation contain candid discussion of male masturbation and recordings of actual masturbatory orgasms. The listener may experience sexual arousal and feel an urge to masturbate. Males wishing to limit or refrain from chronic masturbatory gratification are advised not to listen.
Audio programs to help you identify and come to terms with your masturbation addiction
Are you addicted to masturbation? Or suspect you may be? Are you spending more and more time masturbating? Do you think about masturbating, even when you are not doing it? Have you tried stopping or cutting back, but just can’t seem to give it up? Does the thought that you may be losing control excite you to masturbate even more?
If you have discovered this website, then you may already be addicted to masturbation, perhaps incurably so. If that possibility disturbs you, then you may be “in denial” about your addiction. The first step in coming to terms with masturbation addition is the forthright and honest admission of your condition. The following podcasturbations (audio recordings) may help you determine whether you are addicted, and admit to yourself your compelling need for masturbatory gratification.
Warning: if in fact you are addicted to masturbation, you may experience uncontrollable sexual arousal while listening to a frank discussion of the habit. Before listening, ensure that you are in a private, secure place, wear loose and easily-removed clothing, and maintain a supply of personal lubrication and dry toweling.
Feedback from listeners convinces me that edging and orgasm control games are among the most popular themes in my podcasturbations, especially the “Red Light / Green Light” game. Here is a long one for you. How long can you hold it?
Whether you are a “proud” or “shameful” masturbator, we all like to confess our habits to ourselves and to each other. Listen to this podcasturbation and confess along with me, “I am a chronic addicted masturbator …. ”
Most chronic addicted masturbators have tried to kick the habit at one time. Many of us have struggled for control, only to lose the battle repeatedly. Eventually, we give up and stop trying to stop masturbating. When did you give up? When did you finally accept the inevitability of your addiction? When did you “stop stopping?”
Like most chronic addicted masturbators, I normally prefer to stimulate my penis with my bare hand. But even a masturbator still has the male instinct to thrust and penetrate. When that need comes over me, I use a plastic pussy.
Do you feel stupid when you masturbate for a prolonged period? Do you make gooney noises when you stroke your penis for hours? This podcasturbation is for all stupid gooney masturbators. Like you. Like me.