Category Archives: Podcasturbations

Audio recordings of my musing while masturbating. Take your pants off and join in.

Podcasturbation overview [Periodic Posting]

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htill If you ever suspected that podcasting is just another form of masturbation, you were right! These audio recordings feature both mental and physical masturbation –stream-of-consciousness essays composed during my (too) numerous masturbation sessions. A lot of the podcasturbations are of a personal nature, reflections on living with chronic masturbation addiction.

For all Podcasturbations, click http://onania.org/asm/archives/category/original-ejaculations/podcasturbations

WARNING: these podcasturbation contain candid discussion of male masturbation and recordings of actual masturbatory orgasms. The listener may experience sexual arousal and feel an urge to masturbate. Males wishing to limit or refrain from chronic masturbatory gratification are advised not to listen.

How Long Can You Hold It? [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Feedback from listeners convinces me that edging and orgasm control games are among the most popular themes in my podcasturbations, especially the “Red Light / Green Light” game. Here is a long one for you. How long can you hold it?

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A Masturbator’s Confessional [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Whether you are a “proud” or “shameful” masturbator, we all like to confess our habits to ourselves and to each other. Listen to this podcasturbation and confess along with me, “I am a chronic addicted masturbator …. ”

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When did you stop stopping? [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Most chronic addicted masturbators have tried to kick the habit at one time. Many of us have struggled for control, only to lose the battle repeatedly. Eventually, we give up and stop trying to stop masturbating. When did you give up? When did you finally accept the inevitability of your addiction? When did you “stop stopping?”

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Tenga Flip Hole Plastic Pussy — user review [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Like most chronic addicted masturbators, I normally prefer to stimulate my penis with my bare hand.  But even a masturbator still has the male instinct to thrust and penetrate. When that need comes over me, I use a plastic pussy.

Recently I acquired a Tenga Flip-Hole Masturbator, and a Doc Johnson “The Tube”, both available from Amazon.com.  (See more info at the Tenga site.)

In this podcasturbation, I give each a workout on my pussy-couch, inserting the plastic pussy in the couch cushions and having a fine old fuck.

Tenga Flip-Hole

Doc Johnson The Tube

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Stupid Gooney Masturbator [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Do you feel stupid when you masturbate for a prolonged period? Do you make gooney noises when you stroke your penis for hours? This podcasturbation is for all stupid gooney masturbators. Like you.  Like me.

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Red Light / Green Light Orgasm Control [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Do sometimes ejaculate prematurely when you edge? Do you loose control and orgasm before you mean to? Is the male ejaculatory urge too much for you to resist? Do you feel like a pathetic lonely jerk-off who can’t hold his cum? Masturbator, let’s face it, you’re a little short in the self discipline department. (You wouldn’t be a masturbator if you had any will power, would you?)

Here’s a game just for you, a character-building workout that will shape up those cum-holding skills to manage your orgasms. Play the game, and Be All that You Can Be:  a World Class Masturbator.

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Itsy-Bitsy-Teenie-Weenie [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

I want to ask you a very personal question: How small is your penis? Not “what size” or “how large”, but “how small is it?”. If this question seems offensive or stupid, then please ignore this podcasturbation. But if your little dickie twitches when somebody asks that, then pull out your itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie and prepare to enjoy a little “small penis humiliation”.

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It’s Soooo Humiliating! [podcasturbation]

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A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

For some of us, it’s deliciously humiliating to be a chronic masturbator. Many chronic masturbators enjoy videos featuring humiliation by females. Some have wondered if there were any videos featuring males humiliating masturbators. In this podcasturbation I attempt to satisfy that need. And please understand, that I humiliate you not for my own pleasure, but for yours.

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