“I think we’ve gone over this before, haven’t we? Masturbators don’t get pussy.”
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Onania . Org/asm — Another pathetic masturbator and his hot date.
Another pathetic masturbator and his hot date.
Onania . Org/asm — A boy begins with masturbation. An older man ends…
A boy begins with masturbation. An older man ends with masturbation. In between there might be a little pussy.
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Onania . Org/asm — A fairly accurate representation of the prominence…
A fairly accurate representation of the prominence of the penis in the brain.
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Onania . Org/asm — “Did you hear this one? A masturbator walks into a…
“Did you hear this one? A masturbator walks into a bar. Bartenders says, ‘You don’t come here much, do you buddy?” Man says, “Who told you I’m an edger?’”
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Wank Bank — Gooning with Michael the Masturbator
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Michael the Masturbator and I goon to orgasm. Nothing planned, just moaning groaning gooning male masturbators.
Let the world hear you masturbating: Leave your deposit (up to 3 minutes in length) at the Wank Bank. Call 1-281-241-WANK (281-241-9265).
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Onania . Org/asm — “I understand you have a question about some of…
“I understand you have a question about some of the tests the doctor ordered. What part of “sperm sample” don’t you understand?”
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