Solo-sexual chronic masturbators often exhibit tendencies of sofa-sexuality. You won’t find that term (yet) in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, although there are a few scattered uses of it on the Web. I take sofa-sexuality to mean deriving gratification from sexual intercourse with a sofa (as opposed to on a sofa), chair, or other consenting adult furniture. I use it interchangeably with the alliterative phrases couch copulation and furniture fucking.
Though society may disparage having sex with furniture, there is much to recommend it. Furniture is both accommodative and non-judgmental, allowing even the shyest and most insecure male to practice important coital positions and movements without fear of failure or rejection. Many adolescent males develop sexual skill and confidence by copulating with couches before moving on to more conventional human partners. Chronic masturbators may continue the practice into maturity, in addition to or even in place of intercourse with a partner. I am one of those, and in this audio program I offer my personal history and thoughts on sofa-sexuality as I penetrate deeply into the matter until thoroughly exhausted.
A Pants-Down Podcasturbation: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking examined — click or download to listen ( 24 minutes)
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Continue reading below for photos and instructions for performing sofa-sexual intercourse.
First find a consenting couch partner, preferably one over 18 years of age.
Remove the inner liner of a Fleshlight, or substitute any similar plastic pussy sleeve.
Wedge the plastic pussy between the cushions surrounded by a towel to protect the furniture and assist cleanup of the evidence. Lubricate well and adjust depth and angle to suit.
Mount the couch missionary-style and insert penis. Copulate by thrusting hips until done. No hands required.
Very interesting, the equivalent of a dildo with a suction cup:)
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omg I love it! I’ve made My little phonesluts do this before – so much fun especially if they are on cam :-D
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