Warning for the Satire-Impaired

Beware!!! 

…Masturbation has the power of giving a sort of happiness that makes the individual go after it frequently. It gives a speedy pleasure not obtained from a regular sex or any other act. The power of absistence is lost and he become a full time addict and shows a type of palpitation when the urge increases. Masturbation addiction becomes the origin of crapulence in sex with prostitutes, homosexuality and many other illegal activities. Thereafter he goes behind unreal sources like pornographic sites and books to enjoy sex. Gradually he changes to a social criminal.

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