The Blog of Pornographicus: My 31st Anniversary

A leading masturbator writes:

My 31st Anniversary

Exactly thirty-one years ago on January 7, 1979, sometime between 1:15 a.m. and 1:29 a.m., after many months of purposefully trying to achieve this goal and at the age of 13 years and five months, I finally ejaculated semen for the first time.

If anybody reading that statement thinks I must be making it up — to remember a thing that happened so long ago with such incredible detail — I suggest going back to my blog entry about that night and general time in my life to see how the pursuit of my first orgasm was such a purposeful event that I will never forget even some of the most minor of details about it. Frankly, I am still pissed off that I forgot to look at the clock to get the time down even more precisely.

A lot of water has passed under the proverbial bridge since that wonderful early Sunday morning as well as a lot of semen into the proverbial tissue, wad of toilet paper, sock, rag, and whatever else I could put it in to hide it from my parents and various roommates and girlfriends over the years. Yet, I am still fascinated with that time in my life, that first ejaculation, and remain enamored with the whole process of masturbation and the acquisition of pornography. It interests me for myself as well as in how others do it for themselves.

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