The subway does the strangest thing to people. For example, sometimes, the penises of men will escape their pants! This is a strange phenomenon that’s only well-documented in retrospect. Until now. Uncensored flasher action, after the jump.

Someone decided to document said phenomenon on Craigslist for us! The poster in question is clearly a well-to-do Brooklyn philanthropy oriented type. She offers to help the man get his penis back in his pants, with her friends! And maybe a photograph of him on the internet might help it stay there, no? Here’s the post:

continued at Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants – New York – Gawker