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Podcasturbation #07-0603: Opportunity to Masturbate

An unanticipated opportunity came up, and what else could I do? In this unplanned podcasturbation I ramble on about the experience of being a chronic addicted masturbator and edge myself to orgasm.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [edging] [ejaculation] [moaning] [philosophy of masturbation]


Podcasturbation #07-0608: The Urge to Masturbate

Let’s talk about the urge to masturbate. Why is it so irresistible?

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [philosophy of masturbation]


Podcasturbation #07-0619: Just One Word: Plastics

I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? “Plastics.”  Plastic Pussies, that is. I’m on the make again for my plastic pussy, fucking the daylights out of it and reminiscing about how the real ones used to feel.  

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [humiliation] [pathetic] [fleshlight] [plastic pussy] [pussy penetration anxiety]


Podcasturbation #07-0629: Masturbation Makes You Stupid

Do feel “stupid” when you masturbate? If you are a serious edger, you know what I mean, and how good it feels just to let your IQ dribble out. 

[M4M] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [stupid] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-0704: Orgasm Management 101

Fundamentals of Orgasm Management. Efficient management of ejaculatory resources to achieve personal masturbation objectives. Full, partial, and ruined ejaculations, as well as orgasm delay/denial.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm control] [denial] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-0716: Just Sitting around Jerking Off

A listener asked for a podcasturbation of just jerking off for fun. I tried to keep it simple, but couldn’t help expanding a bit on that deliciously expressive term, “jerking off”

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [penis babble]


Podcasturbation #07-0722: Do You Worry You do it Too Much?

Do You Worry You do it Too Much? If you are worried that you might be masturbating too much, then you are. Is there hope? Well, no. And yes. Sort of.

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Podcasturbation #07-0727: I miss fucking

Even a chronic masturbator sometimes yearns for the real thing. But not enough to let go of his own penis.

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Podcasturbation #07-0805: I’m full of it

Do you ever feel full of it? Full of semen, that is? There’s only one thing for a masturbator to do.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [ejaculatory urgency] [quick ejaculation] [JOE]  [moaning]  [penis] [quickie] [penis babble]


Podcasturbation #07-0808: I want to be good but my penis won’t let me

Do you struggle to control your masturbation addiction? It’s a question of who is stronger:  You, or your penis?

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Podcasturbation #07-0824: Control Yourself

We consider whether you have been masturbating too much, and what (if anything) you can do about it.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [controlling masturbation] [chronic] [denial] [JOI] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-0930: How Hard Can It Be?

A meditation on the special relationship between the male masturbator and his erection. Ladies too might find some academic interest in this one.

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Podcasturbation #07-1005: The Slippery Slope

We’ve all been there. We shouldn’t masturbate today. We won’t masturbate today. And then a stray erotic thought … and before we know it we are sliding down the slippery slope of temptation.

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Podcasturbation #08-0511a: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 1

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #08-0511b: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 2

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 3

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner?

We all know about females who respond so strongly in sex they lose it all and moan uncontrollably. But what about male masturbators? Do you moan like a woman getting fucked? Download the file, pull your pants down, and moan along with me.

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Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants

A masturbator is nothing if not ingenious in his obsession. Here is a way I have devised to combine the advantages of self-stimulation with the classic feeling of penetration and thrusting. 

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Podcasturbation #08-0608: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking

Solo-sexual chronic masturbators often exhibit tendencies of sofa-sexuality. You won’t find that term (yet) in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, although there are a few scattered uses of it on the Web. I take sofa-sexuality to mean deriving gratification from sexual intercourse with a sofa (as opposed to on a sofa), chair, or other consenting adult furniture.  I use it interchangeably with the alliterative phrases couch copulation and furniture fucking.

Though society may disparage having sex with furniture, there is much to recommend it. Furniture is both accommodative and non-judgmental, allowing even the shyest and most insecure male to practice important coital positions and movements without fear of failure or rejection. Many adolescent males develop sexual skill and confidence by copulating with couches before moving on to more conventional human partners. Chronic masturbators may continue the practice into maturity, in addition to or even in place of intercourse with a partner. I am one of those, and in this audio program I offer my personal history and thoughts on sofa-sexuality as I penetrate deeply into the matter until thoroughly exhausted.

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Podcasturbation ##08-0617: Fundamentals of Edging for Newly Chronic Masturbators

I recently read a sad fact in a masturbation survey: only 9% of straight male masturbators go for more than 20 minutes before ejaculating. Any seriously chronic masturbator feels pity for males unaware of the basic technique of edging and life’s greatest pleasure: extended near-orgasmic bliss. In fact, I might argue that the practice of edging is what separates the true chronic masturbator from a merely recreational masturbator. This got me to thinking that we need a Public Service Announcement for newly-chronic masturbators to introduce them to the art of edging. This podasturbation is intended to fill that need.

(There are some silence gaps in this recording.)

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Podcasturbation #08-0629: Ruined Orgasm

We explore (and experience) the exquisite agony of the ruined orgasm.

(There are some silence gaps on this recording)

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Podcasturbation #08-0803: Controlling the Urge to Ejaculate

A critical success factor for chronic masturbation is to control the natural male urge to ejaculate. This podcasturbation explores why and how we do so. As always, the listener is invited to join me in a hands-on demonstration.

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