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Podcasturbation #07-0603: Opportunity to Masturbate

An unanticipated opportunity came up, and what else could I do? In this unplanned podcasturbation I ramble on about the experience of being a chronic addicted masturbator and edge myself to orgasm.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [edging] [ejaculation] [moaning] [philosophy of masturbation]


Podcasturbation #07-0608: The Urge to Masturbate

Let’s talk about the urge to masturbate. Why is it so irresistible?

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [philosophy of masturbation]


Podcasturbation #07-0619: Just One Word: Plastics

I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? “Plastics.”  Plastic Pussies, that is. I’m on the make again for my plastic pussy, fucking the daylights out of it and reminiscing about how the real ones used to feel.  

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [humiliation] [pathetic] [fleshlight] [plastic pussy] [pussy penetration anxiety]


Podcasturbation #07-0629: Masturbation Makes You Stupid

Do feel “stupid” when you masturbate? If you are a serious edger, you know what I mean, and how good it feels just to let your IQ dribble out. 

[M4M] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [stupid] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-0704: Orgasm Management 101

Fundamentals of Orgasm Management. Efficient management of ejaculatory resources to achieve personal masturbation objectives. Full, partial, and ruined ejaculations, as well as orgasm delay/denial.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm control] [denial] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-0716: Just Sitting around Jerking Off

A listener asked for a podcasturbation of just jerking off for fun. I tried to keep it simple, but couldn’t help expanding a bit on that deliciously expressive term, “jerking off”

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [penis babble]


Podcasturbation #07-0722: Do You Worry You do it Too Much?

Do You Worry You do it Too Much? If you are worried that you might be masturbating too much, then you are. Is there hope? Well, no. And yes. Sort of.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [addiction] [compulsive]  [humiliation] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] [stop masturbating]


Podcasturbation #07-0727: I miss fucking

Even a chronic masturbator sometimes yearns for the real thing. But not enough to let go of his own penis.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [humiliation] [pathetic] [pussy penetration anxiety] [masturbatory impotence] [fucking] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation]


Podcasturbation #07-0805: I’m full of it

Do you ever feel full of it? Full of semen, that is? There’s only one thing for a masturbator to do.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [ejaculatory urgency] [quick ejaculation] [JOE]  [moaning]  [penis] [quickie] [penis babble]


Podcasturbation #07-0808: I want to be good but my penis won’t let me

Do you struggle to control your masturbation addiction? It’s a question of who is stronger:  You, or your penis?

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [addiction] [compulsion] [chronic] [humiliation] [pathetic] [penis] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-0824: Control Yourself

We consider whether you have been masturbating too much, and what (if anything) you can do about it.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [controlling masturbation] [chronic] [denial] [JOI] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-0930: How Hard Can It Be?

A meditation on the special relationship between the male masturbator and his erection. Ladies too might find some academic interest in this one.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [erections] [edging] [ejaculation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [masturbatory impotence] [pathetic] [penis] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #07-1005: The Slippery Slope

We’ve all been there. We shouldn’t masturbate today. We won’t masturbate today. And then a stray erotic thought … and before we know it we are sliding down the slippery slope of temptation.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [chronic] [addiction] [can’t stop] [embarrassment] [shame] [weakness] [philosophy of masturbation] [giving in] [personal history]


Podcasturbation #08-0511a: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 1

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #08-0511b: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 2

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 3

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner?

We all know about females who respond so strongly in sex they lose it all and moan uncontrollably. But what about male masturbators? Do you moan like a woman getting fucked? Download the file, pull your pants down, and moan along with me.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [chronic] [embarrassment] [JOE] [moaning] [stupid] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation]


Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants

A masturbator is nothing if not ingenious in his obsession. Here is a way I have devised to combine the advantages of self-stimulation with the classic feeling of penetration and thrusting. 

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm][thrusting] [penitration] [plastic pussy] [cuming in pants] [chronic]  [pathetic] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


NEWEST PODCASTURBATION

Podcasturbation #17-0722: I’m glad you are a pathetic masturbator!

I’m glad you are a pathetic masturbator! – It arouses me. I like you that way. Is that wrong of me?

[addicted] [chronic] [degradation] [humiliation] [mast] [masturbation] [namecalling] [pathetic] [shame] [wet sounds]


The rest of my podcasturbations will be added in the future.