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The rest of my podcasturbations will be added in the future.

Podcasturbation #06-1216: Random babbling and gooning

My first attempt. Random babbling and gooning about masturbation, just to check out the recording process. (2006-12-16 12 min.)

[gooning] [mast] [masturbation] [moaning] [ramblefap] [wet sounds]

Podcasturbation #06-1222: Degrees of Masturbation Addiction

Some comments on what it feels like to be addicted to masturbation and pornography. (30 min.) 

[addiction] [chronic] [edging] [ejaculation] [embarrassment] [gooning] [joe] [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [pathetic] [[ramblefap] [shame] [wet sounds]

Podcasturbation #06-1231: Fucking my FleshLight

Fucking my FleshLight. I fuck my FleshLight plastic pussy toy, recording while I am on webcam, so some folks got to watch the recording session. But my full attention is on the audio; I tried to capture the pervy feelings I get when fucking a plastic pussy. (16:27 long) 

[edging] [ejaculation] [fleshlight] [gooning] [mast] [masturbation] [moaning] [orgasm] [pathetic] [plasitc pussy] [ramblefap] [toys]

Podcasturbation #07-0103: Jacking to Jill (and Rob)

I masturbate watching a video from robandjill.com, one of my favorite early Orgasm Tease and Denial sites. Jill has Rob on the “Draining Table”, and I drain myself right along with him.  The website above seems now abandoned by Rob and Jill, and now contains mostly archive stuff of other videos.  

Podcasturbation #07-0108: Are you a masturbator?

I’m masturbating, and encouraging you to join me. You are a chronic masturbator, aren’t you? Otherwise, why are you reading this? (This is an especially goony and stupid podcasturbation.)

[chronic] [edging] [ejaculation]  [gooning] [JOE] [JOI] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [stupid] [wet sounds]

Podcasturbation #07-0117: Getting Caught

Ramblings about getting caught with your pants down masturbating.  

[chronic] [caught] [ejaculation] [embarrassment] [mast] [masturbation [public] [ramblefap] [wet sounds]

 Podcasturbation #07-0118: Quickie Jerk to Porn Pics

Quickie Jerk to Porn Pics. A quickie job when I have a few minutes alone. I masturbate to some big breast pics and tell you about my fantasies. Then count down to ejaculation.

[mast] [masturbation] [wet sounds] [breasts] [porn] [ejaculation] [gooning] [ramblefap] 

Podcasturbation #07-0119: Sneaky Masturbator

Sneaky Masturbator. I’m supposed to be at a luncheon, but I can’t resist sneaking off to masturbate in secret before I go. Want to sneak one with me? 

[mast] [masturbation] [wet sounds] [chronic] [ejaculation] [JOE] [ramblefap] 

Podcasturbation #07-0124: I might get caught

I might get caught. I am masturbating while I’m alone, but I expect to get interrupted. That got me to thinking about the “getting caught” theme again. Do I get to finish? Or am I caught with my pants down? 

[mast] [masturbation] [wet sounds] [embarrassment] [getting caught] [gooning] [ramblefap] 

Podcasturbation #07-0130: CFNM Squirt

A little quickie, my second of the day. It winds up being a mini-CFNM fantasy. 

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [CFNM] [mild Fdom] [embarrassment] [quickie] 

Podcasturbation #07-0205: Teasing and Squirting

Random wanking fantasy about girls watching, teasing, and (gasp) putting me back in my chastity device.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chastity device] [denial] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [pathetic] [quickie]

Podcasturbation #07-0208: First Time Masturbating, part 1

my early sexual history leading up to my first masturbatory orgasm. What, you’ve never put your penis in a vacuum cleaner hose?

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [shame] [teen] [virgin] [first time masturbating] [boy]

Podcasturbation #07-0216: First Time Masturbating, Part 2

Continuing my sexual history and development into a total chronic addicted masturbator. 

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [addiction] [chronic] [pathetic] [virgin] [first time] [personal history]

Podcasturbation #07-0214: Plastic Pussy Fucking

Chronic masturbators are often pussy-challenged and feel more confident fucking the plastic ones. I discuss pussy fucking anxieties while giving my FleshLight a work out. 

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm][pathetic] [pussy penetration anxiety] [erectile failure] [going limp] [humiliation] [fleshlight]

Podcasturbation #07-0218: Solitary Masturbation

A long and intense podcasturbation, intended for serious masturbators only. I ruminate on the loneliness of the long-distance masturbator, and his preference for solitary masturbation. Thoughts on secret embarrassing things we like to do when alone such as (attempts at) self-sucking, tasting our semen, silly wanking postures, penetrating household objects, thrusting, and confessing.  

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [edging] [moaning] [pathetic] [embarrassing] [penis] [stupid] 

Podcasturbation #07-0310: Stopping you-know-what

“It’s easy to stop masturbating — I’ve stopped hundreds of times!” Sound familiar? My attempts at stopping (or even reducing) the masturbation habit have all met with failure. Moreover, in the process, the very act of stopping has become eroticized, so much so that I can not resist masturbating whenever I think about stopping. I lose before I even get to first base. But then, it’s not whether you win or lose that counts, but how you play the game. 

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [masturbation addiction] [stop masturbating] [chronic] [humiliation] [shame] [personal history] 

Podcasturbation #07-0318: Advice for the Ladies

Most of my podcasturbations are male oriented, as only male addicted masturbators really understand how each other feels. In this program I offer some insight about male chronic masturbation to ladies who may have questions or concerns about the behavior of their partners. I respectfully offer ladies advice about how they may turn the solitary fixation of their partners into a positive dynamic that deepens and cements a relationship. I also masturbate up a storm while pontificating.

[M4F] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [addiction] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [wet sounds] [personal history] [advice to masturbators]

Podcasturbation #07-0323: Couch Copulation

This program may surprise you: I don’t masturbate, I have sexual intercourse. OK, it’s with a couch. But still, I penetrate and thrust just like a copulating male with a receptive female. Sometimes even a chronic masturbator like me just has to have a good fuck

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [moaning] [pathetic]   [stupid] [sph] [fleshlight] [furniture fucking] [humping] 

Podcasturbation #07-0416: Masturbation weekend with a lady friend

After five hours of masturbating, I still can’t stop. This is a special fantasy of masturbating for a lady friend. 

[M4F] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [handjob] [penis babble] [public [exposed] [CFNM] [mild Fdom] [teasing] [milking table] [fantasy for a lady friend] [wet sounds]

Podcasturbation #07-0430: Jennifer takes Richard in hand

A fantasy of a chronic masturbator with a new girlfriend who offers to help him with his pussy-penetration anxiety disorder. 

[M4F] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [exposed] [CFNM] [handjob] [embarrassment] [orgasm control] [teasing] [denial] [begging] [mild Fdom] [pussy penetration anxiety] [humiliation] [training] [fantasy date]

Podcasturbation #07-0523: It’s OK, Admit It

It’s OK, admit it: you are addicted to masturbation. If you have recently realized that you are addicted, having trouble admitting it to yourself, or just suspect that you might be addicted, listen to this podcasturbation. It will help you recognize, admit, and accept your masturbation addiction.

[M4A] [mast] [masturbation] [addiction] [chronic] [ramblefap] [gooning] [out loud] [JOE] [confession] [questionnaire] [embarrassment] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]

Podcasturbation #07-0524: Fucking my Penis

A chronic masturbator doesn’t fuck with his penis — rather, he fucks his penis. 

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [JOE] [JOI] [stupid] [teasing] [quickie] [penis babble] 

Podcasturbation #07-0527: Introduction to Edging

In this long [60 minutes] podcasturbation I provide a discussion of edging and an introductory exercise. It is aimed at the newly chronic masturbator who is inexperienced with edging or having trouble getting the hang of it. Surgeon General’s Warning: Edging may be habit forming and lead to incurable masturbation addiction; listen at your own risk

[M4M] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [countdown] [edging] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [training] [orgasm control] [penis babble] [advice to masturbators]

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