Complaints reportedly force NYC school to remove book on masturbation from summer reading list | Fox News

Sixth-grade students in a New York City borough were reportedly assigned to read a book that touched on masturbation until angered parents got the title removed from the summer reading list.

The New York Daily News reports that the principal of Public School/Middle School in Rockaway Park, Queens, announced Wednesday that “The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian” was no longer required reading following complaints from parents and inquiries from the newspaper.

“It’s about . . . masturbation, which is not appropriate for my child to learn at 11,” said Kelly-Ann McMullan-Preiss, 39, of Belle Harbor, who refused to let her son read the book. “It was like ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ for kids.”

via Complaints reportedly force NYC school to remove book on masturbation from summer reading list | Fox News.

Pricking the Balloon of Cheap Sexploitation | Sarah Dean

Every morning I wake up and pull back the curtains in my bedroom to the sight of a giant blow-up sex doll in the backyard.

She lies there with her legs splayed, her gigantic round breasts pert and inflated, and a handy hole in a place where one can only assume a manufacturer believed a vagina should be.

via Pricking the Balloon of Cheap Sexploitation | Sarah Dean.

Report: 96% Of Nation’s Smut Consumed By Filthiest 1% | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

VAN NUYS, CA—A study released this week by the San Fernando Valley Institute for Adults-Only Research indicates that a staggering 96 percent of U.S. pornography is consumed by the filthiest 1 percent of the population. “Of all the pornography watched everywhere in the world, the vast majority is consumed by this elite group of ‘super-perverts,’” the study read in part. “The most disturbing aspect of these findings is that everybody in the top 1 percent thinks that everyone else is looking at porn too, and that this is somehow ‘normal,’ but in fact the individuals who think this are small in number and simply the nastiest, dirtiest masturbating freaks out there.” The report concluded that the filthiest 1 percent should feel deep shame for being such incredibly disgusting deviants.

via Report: 96% Of Nation’s Smut Consumed By Filthiest 1% | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Law and Sexuality: Litigating Masturbation

Officials seemed OK with the basic principle that people masturbate and thus sometimes buy pornography (I may be being generous in thinking they accept this link), so they didn’t oppose the store per se, but they were not terribly keen on people masturbating in a commercial space (home fine, private booth in a store bad), and tried therefore to argue that the booths shouldn’t be allowed.  Having ultimately been forced to accept such ‘public’ masturbation they are absolutely firm that it must be alone.  They were (I’m guessing) concerned that hordes of men would descend on the business, ejaculating left right and centre, and pumping (if you pardon the phrase) money into the local economy.

via Law and Sexuality: Litigating Masturbation.

Remembering Masturbatory Insanity – Foundation for Economic Education

Belief in masturbatory insanity and its treatment with castration and clitoridectomy was not an innocent error. This belief—like beliefs in other popular delusions—enhanced the identity and self-concept of the believers. Ostensibly, such beliefs assert facts; actually, they credential believers.

Source: Remembering Masturbatory Insanity – Foundation for Economic Education

orgasmic tips for girls

What a punchy way to phrase an interesting question! I feel your bewilderment, bro. (I’m gonna guess you’re a guy.) After all, there’s no mandatory Liking Sex Makes You A Disgusting Slut class in middle school. So why do I get my messages from grown-up women saying stuff like this?

“This blog has been fantastic at helping me come to terms with my body and my sex drive, so thank you a billion times.”

“I just wanted to say thank you for everything you do. I’m a 30 year old straight female who has been afraid of her sexuality until recently. Your blog has helped.”

The simple answer is: girls tend to feel more conflicted about sex, because while guys worry about not having enough sex, girls are made to worry about not having enough and also having too much.

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Men with Micropenises Tell Us About Life with a Tiny Dick 

So it became a fetish? I really think it developed as kind of a subconscious reaction to deal with insecurities and that sort of thing. I think part of it is men want their penis to be noticed, and if one has a very small penis, one could never believe someone who was telling them it was a big dick, so the next best thing is to be small. I dated a dominatrix and I loved her to tie me up and tease me about my “baby dick,” “tiny dick,” “teenie weenie,” “useless worm.” It is an amazingly thrilling combination.

Source: Men with Micropenises Tell Us About Life with a Tiny Dick – VICE