Monkey brutally beaten by rest of troop ‘because he can’t get erection any more’ – World News – Mirror Online

Masturbators should beware of the risks of losing your ability to satisfy females.

An endangered monkey was brutally beaten and left for dead by his own troop because he could no longer get an erection and satisfy the females.

Source: Monkey brutally beaten by rest of troop ‘because he can’t get erection any more’ – World News – Mirror Online

‘My ex-boyfriend got the boot when he put his tiny penis in my belly button’ – Mirror Online

‘My ex-boyfriend got the boot when he put his tiny penis in my belly button’ Nilufer Atik, from London, thought she had met the perfect boyfriend – but dumped him over his ‘tiny willy’ and terrible sex

Source: ‘My ex-boyfriend got the boot when he put his tiny penis in my belly button’ – Mirror Online

15-year-old boy says parents put cameras in his bedroom to stop him masturbating | Daily Mail Online

Boy, 15, seeks legal advice after his parents set up cameras in his bedroom and bathroom to stop him masturbating The boy took to Reddit’s legal section to ask for help regarding the situation  Said his father barged in without knocking earlier this month and caught him  The boy said his parents are against sexual activities before marriage and wouldn’t even let him attend his school’s sexual education classes  He promised to never masturbate again, but found out they ordered indoor security cameras from Am

Source: 15-year-old boy says parents put cameras in his bedroom to stop him masturbating | Daily Mail Online

I had an orgasm in an MRI scanner | Kayt Sukel | Science | guardian.co.uk

The first question, invariably, is, “Excuse me? You had a what where?” It’s not a surprise, really. People may not be shocked if you tell them you managed a wank on, say, the train or even in a public restroom. But when you announce that you took part in an orgasm study and managed to reach climax in a functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) scanner as it recorded the blood flow in your brain? Well, that’s not something one hears every day.

It’s not the most romantic spot one might engage in self-loving. In fact, if you’ve ever spent time in an MRI scanner, it may seem nearly impossible. It’s claustrophobic, dark and very, very loud in that cramped chamber. But, both as research for my book Dirty Minds: How Our Brains Influence Love, Sex and Relationships, and for my own morbid curiosity, I volunteered to help out Rutgers University’s legendary orgasm researcher, Barry Komisaruk, and come for the science.

via I had an orgasm in an MRI scanner | Kayt Sukel | Science | guardian.co.uk.

30 Surreal Photos Of A Chinese Sex Toy Factory

Can I get a job as final QC product tester?

 

An unromantic yet fascinating peek behind the curtain of the global adult novelty economy, just in time for Valentine’s Day! For many of you lonely hearts, this is where tonight’s date came from. WARNING: Even though these are the least sexy photos you could imagine, they’re still slightly NSFW

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