I WANT A PUSSY by Earl Flen


By Earl Flen

I WANT A PUSSY.  No, I don’t mean I “want to fuck a pussy”; I mean I want to have my own pussy between my legs, because I love masturbating. I want to be “girlie” and experience all those feelings women seem to have. I know there’s supposed to be this thing called “penis envy” women are supposed to be plagued by. I think I’m afflicted with pussy envy. When I’m masturbating my cock I often imagine what it would be like to masturbate my own pussy if I had one.  I fantasize about it. I really want a pussy for my very own, to masturbate.

First of all just to spread my legs and expose that most private genital area to the open air has to be such a turn on. To be able to put my hands on my pussy and rub my vulva has to be so wonderful! Just to feel those pussy lips become swollen in arousal must be amazing – better than starting to get an erection? I’d like to find out.  Continue reading

Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants

Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants

A masturbator is nothing if not ingenious in his obsession. Here is a way I have devised to combine the advantages of self-stimulation with the classic feeling of penetration and thrusting. 

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Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner?

Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner?

We all know about females who respond so strongly in sex they lose it all and moan uncontrollably. But what about male masturbators? Do you moan like a woman getting fucked? Download the file, pull your pants down, and moan along with me.

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Masturbation Support Hotline Status – Closed Now


Masturbation Addiction Support Hotline Status: Closed

  • The Hotline is usually open once a week, usually on Mondays during the day (Central US Time). Additional times may be announced. Check the schedule below for the planned opening times.
  • If you want priority masturbator support during the next session, complete the Priority Masturbator Support Request form. Don’t block your caller ID, so I can recognize you in future calls. You can also leave a chat message on Skype.  

When the Hotline is closed, you may listen to the voices of other masturbators in The Wank Bank 

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Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 3

Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 3

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

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Xmas Eve Masturbation Memory

Xmas Eve Masturbation Memory

By Earl Flen, December 2015

Christmas Eve always brings back my favorite masturbation memory.

So long ago. 1964. I was 19.

My first real love Bett and I had gotten back together a few weeks earlier after a breakup when I’d first entered college. Sitting on her couch late Christmas Eve with just the lights of the tree on. Her parents had gone to bed. By now Bett and I were very accomplished “heavy petters”. (We were a little behind the curve, folks, I admit; in those days we weren’t courageous enough to fuck yet. You didn’t fuck until you were at least engaged to be engaged we thought. ) We had been ‘necking’ that night for a good half an hour. It was kind of romantically perfect in the low light and the soft Christmas music. I still remember her kisses as probably the best that ever were.

We had gotten to that stage where the French kisses were long and very passionate, we were breathing hard. I had already gotten the top of her dress open and had been indulging in her favorite play: I kissed and sucked her nipples in between French kisses while she held my head to her chest and guided me from one breast to the other – the girl was in charge of just how far a guy could go, at least that was the way it was for me and other “nice” boys. From there she would give me some body signal to begin sliding my hand up under her skirt for that long slow advance to her pussy. Continue reading

Onania Masturbator Forum: newbie describing a favorite activity

In the Onania Masturbator Forum, a Masturbator Wrote:

I had her get all dressed up in stockings lace, etc., she would adjust the lighting and had a full wall mirror opposite her bed, she would watch herself playing and told me she imagined it was her sexual twin, willing her to do these things. She would vibe her clit, at my instruction; insert her dildo into that willing pussy. She fuck her ass, in any position I wanted, she was so into it. 


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