I will be traveling and mostly off the Internet until September. I will check messages from time to time.
The Onania Masturbatorium on Discord
The Onania Masturbatorium, a safe and friendly place for chronic masturbators like you. It is open to adult masturbators of all genders and sexual orientations. Our purpose is a supportive community for people who “identify” primarily or exclusively as masturbators. Our focus is on meaningful (and stimulating) communication among masturbators.
The Onania Masturbatorium runs on the free interactive site Discord. If you are familiar with Discord, you know it provides a reliable and interactive platform for text chat, voice and video chat, — both private and group sessions.
Click the link to Join Onania Masturbatorium
If you don’t know how to use Discord, the user interface can be confusing at first. Once you get used to it, you will love what it can do. Here is a YouTube tutorial to help you get started:
Face it, Masturbator: you aren’t getting any pussy. And your last attempt was a humiliating failure and only annoyed the pussy. So get past grieving for your lost manhood, and accept your life as a pussy-less Pathetic Male Masturbator. Join your fellow chronics and take the No Pussy Pledge! Just copy and paste the text below into a new reply, and edit or add your own remarks.
THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE
I, <your name>, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.
I’ve been offline with other projects. Now catching up with deposits to the Wank Bank.
Hear them at https://soundgasm.net/u/WankBank