Masturbation Support Hotline Notices on Twitter

Announcements about the Masturbation Addiction Support Hotline, both schedule and status updates, now appear on Twitter. Please follow

#MasturbationSupportHotline is CLOSED now.
Updates and schedule: @OnaniaHotline
You don't have to #masturbate alone

#MasturbationSupportHotline OPEN NOW.
Personal, understanding support for #chronic #masturbators like you.
Phonel 1-281-241-9265 | Skype: "richardlovel"

TODAY: Wednesday 15 May 10am-2pm central (1500-1900 GMT/UTC)
Phonel 1-281-241-9265 | Skype: "richardlovel"
For #chronic #masturbators like you.

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I, <your name>, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

Redesign of Onania . Org/asm website

I’m undertaking a redesign of the Onania . Org/asm home website. The goals are

  • Simplify design to make it easier to find things
  • Emphasize the unique original content and services for masturbators
  • Emphasize the use of Twitter for better engagement with masturbators

I will be using the Twitter feeds below for interacting with you through the Masturbation Support Hotline and the Wank Bank. Please follow these feeds for your urgent masturbator needs.