About Richard Lovel

Richard Lovel is a severely chronic addicted masturbator. He blogs about masturbation to satisfy his own compulsion and support others sharing his addiction. He is the creator and manager of Onania . Org/asm and the Masturbation Addiction Support Hotline.

NEW: Podcasturbation #17-0810: Goony! Goony! Goony!

Podcasturbation #17-0810: Goony! Goony! Goony!

A quick gooning session by a very goony masturbator. 

[chronic]  [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Hotline #16-0215: Moaning with Jane

Hotline #16-0215: Moaning with Jane

I masturbate with Jane from Chicago (Wet Jane) on the Masturbation Support Hotline. 

[chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [teasing]  [JOE] [pussy] [female] [phonesex] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #17-0722: I’m glad you are pathetic!

Podcasturbation #17-0722: I’m glad you are pathetic!

You are a pathetic masturbator, and I’m glad. It arouses me. I like you that way. Is that wrong of me?  

[chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [JOE] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #17-0615: Resistance is Futile. You will be ejaculated.

Podcasturbation #17-0615: Resistance is Futile. You will be ejaculated.

As inevitable as the Borg, male masturbators can not escape being ejaculated.

[chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [teasing] [JOE] [JOI] [ejaculation] [orgasm] [philosophy of masturbation]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #17-0607: Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder

Podcasturbation #17-0607: Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder

We discuss PPAD, or Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder, a condition often afflicting chronic masturbators. In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Masturbatory Disorders this is recognized as the loss of erection, failure to erect, or premature ejaculation when presented with a penetrable pussy. We review the scientific knowledge about the condition and the generally poor prognosis for recovery. 

Masturbators are advised that the subject may cause sexual arousal in PPAD sufferers and lead to an uncontrollable need to ejaculate. Prior to beginning the program, please be in a safe and private space. Furthermore, please review Warning for the Satire-Impaired

[chronic]  [masturbation] [impotence] [erectile dysfunction] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [penis] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #17-0515: The Breast Thing about Masturbation

Podcasturbation #17-0515: The Breast Thing about Masturbation

So many male masturbators are fixated on Big Breasts. Why do massive mammaries fascinate, arouse, and stimulate masturbators to such intense masturbatory gratification? Join me in a personal revery over big bosoms. Warning: a lot of silly gooning ahead. 

[breasts] [tits] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #16-1121B: Hotel Humping Binge Masturbation

Podcasturbation #16-1121B: Hotel Humping Binge Masturbation

For masturbators, hotels aren’t just for sleeping. They are opportunities for depraved masturbatory orgies: humping the room in binge masturbation. This podcasturbation was the second recording I made in one night; I just couldn’t stop masturbating. 

[chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [humping] [compulsive]  [stupid]  [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #16-1121A: Jerk-Shaming the Chronic Masturbator

Podcasturbation #16-1121A: Jerk-Shaming the Chronic Masturbator

In this enlightened and politically correct era, we know not to shame people. No fat-shaming, body-shaming, queer-shaming, etc. But some vulnerable classes of people are still fair game for the shaming-bullies: chronic masturbator jerk-offs like you..

[chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [JOE] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator

Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator

Are you still able to have vaginal intercourse? Or have you become a post-pussy masturbator? If not yet, you eventually will, and sooner than you think. This podcasturbation discusses the three phases of the heterosexual male masturbator: pre-pussy, intra-pussy, and post-pussy. The post-pussy phase is explored, in both its negative and positive aspects. 

[chronic]  [masturbation] [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [impotence] [erectile disorder] [philosophy of masturbation]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators

Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators

Do you have a small penis? You are lucky. Small penises are best for chronic masturbators like you. If you don’t have a small penis, then you can enjoy small penis envy in this podcasturbation.

[chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [small penis] [sph]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/