In the Onania Masturbator Forum, a Masturbator Wrote:
So how quick was that? Maybe a minute. Pathetic.
And masturbating. I spent all day at this, ignoring all other projects, including work on my book. I just gawked at all those young naked girls with round white boobs. I couldn’t stop, I handled myself feverishly for nine hours straight. Despite efforts to conserve my libido I orgasmed three times, which is unusual at my age (67).
In private, in my secret life, I am a gross naked compulsive masturbator, obsessed with sex, my hand always stroking my penis. In my mind’s eye my erection is a foot long, the most beautiful thing in the world. It governs my life, I devote myself to fulfilling its needs. It is as true now as when I was a priapic teenager – if I have time and privacy I will almost always devote it to masturbation. But nobody knows that about me.