…College students comprise 90 percent of American sperm donors. Why? They’re smart, cute and virile — everything a would-be mom wants.
Jeff Salkin was struggling to pay his bills when he saw an ad that seemed too good to be true: a clinic would pay him to masturbate. …. more College students and sperm donors | AskStudent
from My Life with the NYC Sperm Bank System
….Like a bunch of college freshmen males, they all had numerous wisecracks about this moneymaking enterprise. At fifty bucks a shot, they couldn’t help but refer to the product for sale as "white gold".
They all fantasized about how this would be done–perhaps there were specially trained massage parlor girls from Bangkok, slutty nurses, or even a bevvy of sperm bank hookers. They knew this wasn’t true, but it was still entertaining. One of the students on the expedition proffered the idea that more likely they had rows of identical small rooms with specifically engineered "milking machines" like they had for cows on dairy farms. This notion went over with the group like a lead balloon, and after that the conversation died and it was a long, quiet subway ride to the sperm bank. ….
alt.sex.stories, 1998
I was broke, in college and looking for something, anything
to cure my financial ailment. The add I found was strange.
"Young males wanted, Specialty taste club catering to the
unusual, Excellent pay, flexible hours, no selling. Call for
personal interview"
For fun and profit:
… When a sperm donor provides his sperm through a sperm bank or fertility clinic he will usually enter into a contract to donate sperm for a specified contractual minimum period of time ranging from six to twenty four months. To donate sperm a man must generally meet specific requirements regarding age and medical history. In the United States, sperm banks are regulated as Human Cell and Tissue or Cell and Tissue Bank Product (HCT/Ps) establishments by the FDA. Many states also have regulations in addition to those imposed by the FDA. A man generally donates sperm at a clinic or sperm bank by way of masturbation in a private room or cabin, known as a ‘men’s production room’ (UK) or a ‘masturbatorium’ (USA). Many of these facilities contain pornography such as videos, magazines, and/or photographs in order to assist the donor to produce the ejaculate … more Sperm donation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In Chronicles of an Addicted Stroker: Eating my own load Strokeaddict said:
I first ate my own cum when I was a teenager. Already addicted to masturbation, I discovered that by lying on bed, putting my legs behind my head, braced against the wall, I could suck my own cock. Not too far down the shaft, mind you, but just the head and a bit more. … more
I can’t suck it, but I’ve done the hips-over-head bit in order to shoot into my mouth.
THE PEOPLE’S COMMON SENSE MEDICAL ADVISER (1895) is one of the interesting historical works on the dangers of masturbation. I recommend it to students of society’s views on the subject. This extract is from the Project Gutenberg library. You can get a good flavor for its perspective from this quote:
Untold miseries arise from the pollution of the body. Self-pollution, or onanism, is one of the most prolific sources of evil, since it leads both to the degradation of body and mind. It is practiced more or less by members of both sexes, and the habit once established, is overcome with the greatest difficulty. It is the source of numerous diseases which derange the functional activity of the organs involved, and eventually impair the constitution. This vicious habit is often practiced by those who are ignorant of its dangerous results. Statistics show that insanity is frequently caused by masturbation.
Fig. 2. A Testicle wasted by Masturbation. Masturbation not only occasions loss of semen, but frequently the testicles and other generative organs waste and become reduced in size as a result of the abuse. …Fig. 2 represents one much reduced, as a result of self-abuse. [pg 773]
Note: before proceeding, please be sure you have read the Warning for Satire-Impaired
I think Lonely Weenie is the first to write about this serious risk run by chronic masturbators:
…Probably the worst thing about postcum is getting out of bed in the morning, taking a pee into the toilet, and having a split stream. This is caused by some postcum drying up and adhereing the opening of my dick. I can usually apply some muscle and force the pee to break the postcum loose. But every once in awhile, it doesn’t break and just ends up shooting a stream somewhere other than the toilet more at Lonely Weenie: Postcum Drip
I wonder how many masturbators have suffered in silence with this heartbreaking problem?
Lonely Weenie: Tasting Your Own Cum said:
…Part of the problem with me enjoying [tasting my] semen … is that it occurs after an orgasm, of course. Once I hit that orgasm, my mind seems to shift back into my normal state of mind. In that frame of mind, I just don’t feel like swallowing my semen. I only have that feeling before orgasm.
I think this reaction is very widely felt by masturbators. I share it. While masturbating there is the naughtily degenerate temptation to swallow my own semen, but after I ejaculate the prospect is disgusting. In a lot of femdom scenes the male is forced to swallow his semen by the female, knowing how hard and humiliating this is to him. Or else he agrees to do so as a tribute and sacrifice to the female. I made a video for a femdom girlfriend of myself licking my semen out of my palm after ejaculating. The feeling of submission overcame the post-ejaculatory revulsion.
Sometimes, however, I’m able to produce semen without having a full blown orgasm, as I described in an earlier post. This type of semen has much less precum in it, giving it a more brighter white color. Because it comes without the full blown orgasm, my mind remains in a horny state, and I enjoy licking it all up.
There is another trick that has occurred to a lot of masturbators: get into a hips-over-head posture. For example, lie on a bed with your knees up to your chin and your butt pressed against the wall. Masturbate until you feel like you need to cum, then walk your feet up the wall and raise your hips high, above the lever of your head, and ejaculate down into your open mouth. If you try hard enough, you can get several good squirts right inside. It feels so hot and salty, and you swallow before you have time to go into post-ejaculatory revulsion.
You can also do this with your hips on a couch and your head/shoulders on the floor. Use a pillow under your neck to avoid strain.
from Wank Log: A sticky situation
…For me, the huge payoff after a long and very enjoyable wank is the forceful and well volumed load that is produced. Afterwards, you look down and see a decently sized puddle of warm sticky goo, it is satisfying. There was some distance, and quite a few contractions, it felt great. I’ve got all the time in the world to catch my breath, grap some toilet paper and clean up. I can then get on with the rest of my day at leisure.
But more often that not, that bastard enemy of the masturbator, “time” is there to thwart your plans. Be it someone else coming home in 20 minutes, or having to be somewhere real soon, it always seems to spring up, just at the time your dick is hard and your mind is preoccupied with the latest Kyla Cole set you downloaded.
So, where can you blow your load, to beat this menace? …. answers at Wank Log: A sticky situation
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