a masturbator said:

For many years i was the “freeway flier” and loved every minute of it.
i would drive down the freeway, my rear view mirror adjusted to the
side so i could see out the front passenger window. With that in place
i unzipped and pulled out my cock and stroked it.  i would my van
drive in the fast lane being careful as to who i exposed myself to. 
When a lady drove up beside me that i was interested in i would pace
her and see if she would look.  i was watched constantly and honestly
95% of the women that saw me watched and paced me til i could not hold
back any longer.
One late afternoon i was driving south on the 5, not in a highly
populated area.  i was looking at a pocket magazine with a very hot
picture on the back cover, which i held in my left hand on the
steering wheel as i drove.  i looked to my right and in the slow lane
there was a red Jeep Cherokee.  There were four ladies in the car and
they were all in their early twenties and hot, every one of them.
i slowed a bit, looking in the mirror.  In a few seconds the blonde
behind the driver was pointing at me.  She saw the magazine and now
they were all looking as the driver slowly pulled across the lanes and
was now beside me.  They were all laughing.  Now the lady behind the
driver saw more than the magazine.  i could see her eyes.  She raised
up and i could see her eyes following my hand up and down my cock.
Now the lady in shotgun and the one behind her were also raised up and
watching me stroking.  They all laughed and the first lady was now
moving her hand up and down as they watched. 
i could feel the precum start to flow.  i looked down to see a BIG
drop oozing from my cock head.  i stopped stroking and pulled up on my
cock, making even more precum ooze.  i scooped it up and raised my
finger to my lips, opened my mouth and sucked it and licked it off.
They all just stared, mouths open then laughed again.  i was SOOOOOO
turned on.  My hand went back to my cock, now stroking faster.
i had been in the car stroking before they caught me for a good 15-20
minutes and now with them following me for another 10 at least.  i
knew that when i came it would be a monster stream and i wanted them
to see that.  i brought myself close to cumming, lots of precum, then
once again scooped it up and ate it.  The first lady now rolled her
window down and proceeded to literally hang out the window with her
hand moving up and down.  The driver honked her horn repeatedly and
they all screamed, but they all kept watching. 
i pretended that i did not even see them.  i could tell they were all
frustrated.  i was so close to cumming.  i sped up my masturbating, my
cock slick with precum, getting closer and closer.  i knew i was only
seconds from cumming.  i arched my hips up, my face directly over my
throbbing cock and EXPLODED.  i glanced at the mirror and they were
all staring, eyes following the spurting sperm.  The first squirt hit
me directly on the face, then another and another, just as i had
planned. 
i usually shoot hard but this was above and beyond.  Again and again i
shot, more and more cum over my face and now arching up and falling
back onto my hand.  They were still laughing but staring intently as i
slowed.  i looked at the cum on my lap and could feel it dripping on
my face.  i lifted my hand up and proceeded to lick the hot sperm from
my hand as the driver once again honked and honked.  Now i wiped the
dripping cum from my face and licked it from my hand.
They were going nuts.  i was breathing so hard now and they were
yelling and still honking.  My cock was still rock hard and pulsing.
i squeezed and pulled out the last drops of my thick cum and licked my
fingers clean.  i put my hands back on the wheel and pushed on the
accelerator.  i watched as they fell behind.  In a few miles, we were
in an area that at the time had very few homes, i pulled off the
freeway and to the side.  There was nothing around me.  i was a good
100-150 feet off the offramp.  i leaned back, closed my eyes and
slowly stroked my cock. 
i was startled to a knock on my window.  It was the driver of the Jeep
and to my right were two of the ladies, now all of them staring as i
stroked my cock.  She motioned me to roll down the window.  Sheepishly
i did.  This had never happened before. 
“Well pervert, do you always do that on the freeway?” she said with a
smile.
“Sometimes,” i said sheepishly.
She leaned her head into the van and looked around.  i had taken out
my middle seats when i had the van carpeted and panels put in. 
“I think we need a repeat performance,” she said.  “What do you think
about that?”
“um, what do you mean?”
“Get in the back seat ladies, the show is about to open.” With that
the side door opened and the two ladies on that side climbed into the
rear seat as did the lady with the driver.
“Now,” she said softly, “either you climb back there and give us a
show or we take down your license number and tell the police about the
horrible pervert on the freeway, any questions?”
i just turned and climbed over the center console.  She walked around
and got into the van.  Now the four of them were sitting on my back
seat smiling.
“Well,” she said, “let’s go.  Show us what you do.”
i reached to the side and pulled a duffel bag i had to the side.
“What’s in the bag?” one of the ladies asked.
“Oh, just stuff,” i told her.
She reached out and grabbed the bag from me and deftly unzipped it.
The look on her face was of shock.  She reached in and pulled out a
dildo then another then a vibrator.  My face was so hot.  i just
looked down.
“What do you do with these?” she asked, laughing.
“They belong to my girlfriend,” i said.
“Oh sure,” she shot back, “I know exactly what they are for.”
She lifted the lube bottle out of the bag next. 
“I’m sure your girlfriend needs this,” she said snidely.  “These are
for him ladies, he really is a pervert.”
She threw me the lube and a dildo.
“Show us what you do with it pervert,” she said as she now howled.
“This thing is HUGE, I don’t think I could take it in me.”
The all laughed hard now.  i looked at them and for the first time
felt totally humiliated.
“What do you mean?” i asked.
“Don’t give us this crap,” she said, “show us what you do with the
lube and dildo.”
i now slid off my shoes, then pants and boxers.  My cock was raging
hard now.  i set the dildo on the floor and proceeded to lube it up
and my ass.  i then straddled the dildo, holding it firmly, and slowly
sat down on it.  She picked my favorite.  It is modeled after Jeff
Stryker, a porn star of that era.  It is almost 10″ long and a full 8″
around.  i groaned as i sat on it.  They all stared as it disappeared
and it was now all the way deep in me.
“Fuck that ass pervert,” the driver ordered, “and stroke that cock.
We want a show.”
As i raised up and down on the big dildo i began to moan which made
them laugh even harder.  They talked back and forth, urging me to
stroke harder.
i think i fucked myself with that dildo harder that day than ever
before.  i knew i was close to cumming again.
“i’m gonna cum, please may i cum?” i whimpered.
“Do it pervert,” the driver urged, “catch it all in your hand and show
us how much you like it.”
i looked in their eyes and moaned so loud.  i arched my hips forward
then back, driving the dildo deep into me as i EXPLODED into my hand
to their delight.  Spurt after spurt, filling my hand again with my
sperm.  My heart was racing now as i lifted my hand to my mouth and
licked as they all stared in amazement.  i now sat, breathing hard,
the dildo still deep in me.
“Let’s go girls,” the driver said.  “Bye pervert.”
With that they opened the door and all jumped out, leaving the door
wide open.  i could not believe they just left so fast.  i quickly
pulled the dildo from me and reached for my towel under my seat,
cleaned up and dressed.  i was sweating and still breathing hard as i
closed the door and climbed over the seat then drove off. 
i still periodically fly down the freeways and would LOVE to put on a
show for ladies as they drive and watch or let them “catch” me parked
on a deserted road so they can just watch.  i also LOVE to be on my
web cam and play for you with my new machine.  It has an attachment
that i place a dildo on, get on all fours and back onto it.  It
thrusts up to 130 times a minute.  i’d LOVE to let one or more ladies
watch me with it in person or on my web cam. 

A few strange stories from this week’s news. File these in the category of "and you thought you were sexually fucked up? ha!"

Starting with this fellow who apparently came up with the bright idea, when he was in his 20s, to rig his rental units with cameras so he could watch female tenants in their most private moments.

Gloria’s Oversexed Mind: 19 years of masturbatory thrills over for landlord voyeur

 Good advice:

Most pervs have fetishes of one kind or another, and some of us have intense and specific fetishes. It’s pretty typical for us, at one time or another, to have an overwhelming urge to act out those fetishes. The urge can come on so powerfully we feel like we’ll go nuts if we don’t do something about it. Like… RIGHT NOW. That frenzied sense of urgency makes us fantasize about doing things we know are risky or illegal or just plain stupid. Fortunately, most of us understand that imposing our fetish needs on non-consenting partners is crossing the line and we strictly limit our activities to consenting adults.

Unfortunately, not all of us do. And when the law gets hold of fetishists who do not control their impulses, they’re usually doomed to being labeled sex criminals for the rest of their lives. Like this pathetic jerk. … Gloria’s Oversexed Mind: It’s called impulse control

…Suddenly… as a pubescent being, the allure of my young aunt’s lingerie became, for the first time, irresistable. Fascinated and excited, I would sneak one article at a time from either the dresser drawer or the clothes hamper into the bathroom to examine and try on. One day a pair of colorful silky nylon panties, another day a white front hook padded A cup bra, another day a pair of suntan Leggs Sheer Energy pantyhose. My experiments were gradually getting bolder and increasing in frequency….

Chronic Masturbation, Crossdressing & Perversion: When I Was 11

Lonely Weenie likes to hump bed covers:

As a teenager, my favorite way to masturbate was on rolled bed covers.
I would roll up my bed covers, consisting of a comforter, blanket, and bed sheet, in that order from top to bottom. I’d grab ahold of all three on one side of the bed, and start rolling it up lengthwise. Eventually I’d have this long rolled up bed cover in the middle of the bed, with the bed sheet on the outside.
Then I’d straddle it by laying on top of it. My head would rest on the top of the roll, like a pillow. My arms would latch on to the roll, and my legs rested on either side, with my thighs squeezing it. My dick was pressed up against it.
To masturbate, I’d move my hips and up and down, like fucking a girl in missionary style. In fact, that’s kinda how I got into this, imagining I was doing just that.
I found the advantage of doing this was that I could realize finite control on rubbing my cock. If I was at brink of orgasm, I could maintain myself at the brink, without crossing over the line, by gentley moving my hips just barely.
I’d fantasize heavily all the while. In fact, I found it easier to fantasize in this way. I could squeeze my thighs against the rolled up covers, and hold it with my arms, and indulge in whatever thoughts pleased me. There were times, I was able to lay there hours doing this.
When I finally orgasmed, my arms and thighs clenched the rolled up covers tightly, and I held on to it like I was clutching a security blanket. A healthy wad of cum shot out on the roll, but I would remain pressing myself against it. When the orgasm subsided, I still laid there. Often, I would drift off to sleep still straddling the roll, and awaken hours later feeling quite relaxed. more at Lonely Weenie: Rolled Bed Covers Masturbation Technique

This falls into the category of “furniture fucking“, and I made a recent podcasturbation of me fucking a couch. I know a lot of masturbators, both male and female, get their starts humping bed clothes, beds, couches, etc. For most it may be no more thanan  expedient way of causing physical pleasure, and they drop the practice as soon as they have access to partners. But for some it becomes something of a fetish or a perversion. I really enjoy the perverse, degenerate symbolism of having sexual intercourse with an inanimate object. It plays into my shame/insecurity feelings. “He can’t get a real girl so he has to fuck a couch.”

Lonely Weenie: Tasting Your Own Cum said:

…Part of the problem with me enjoying [tasting my] semen … is that it occurs after an orgasm, of course. Once I hit that orgasm, my mind seems to shift back into my normal state of mind. In that frame of mind, I just don’t feel like swallowing my semen. I only have that feeling before orgasm.

I think this reaction is very widely felt by masturbators. I share it. While masturbating there is the naughtily degenerate temptation to swallow my own semen, but after I ejaculate the prospect is disgusting. In a lot of femdom scenes the male is forced to swallow his semen by the female, knowing how hard and humiliating this is to him. Or else he agrees to do so as a tribute and sacrifice to the female. I made a video for a femdom girlfriend of myself licking my semen out of my palm after ejaculating. The feeling of submission overcame the post-ejaculatory revulsion.

Sometimes, however, I’m able to produce semen without having a full blown orgasm, as I described in an earlier post. This type of semen has much less precum in it, giving it a more brighter white color. Because it comes without the full blown orgasm, my mind remains in a horny state, and I enjoy licking it all up.

There is another trick that has occurred to a lot of masturbators: get into a hips-over-head posture. For example, lie on a bed with your knees up to your chin and your butt pressed against the wall. Masturbate until you feel like you need to cum, then walk your feet up the wall and raise your hips high, above the lever of your head, and ejaculate down into your open mouth. If you try hard enough, you can get several good squirts right inside. It feels so hot and salty, and you swallow before you have time to go into post-ejaculatory revulsion.

You can also do this with your hips on a couch and your head/shoulders on the floor. Use a pillow under your neck to avoid strain.

Dave said:

I am a mature man of 58 yo from UK. I was about 10 when I began to masturbate. Over the years and as I got into my 20 then 30s I slowly found that I fantasized less about sex with females, and instead found my mind concentrating on the sensations in my cock and testicles. I also found that by experimenting I could delay ejaculating and make the great sensations spread throughout my whole body.

As years passed, I discovered that I began to think about masturbation as a sex form in its own and I began to lose interest in other sex forms than masturbation. The internet helped me a lot with plenty of offers of porn under any form and when I became aware that there were plenty of other people who also masturbated . The internet also gave me the opportunity to post my videos and pictures of me naturally masturbating on a great number of sites.

Now I am completely chronic and addicted masturbator, I cannot do without it and go through every aspect of it. Masturbation is the complete sex form in itself. So now when I masturbate I either focus totally on all parts of my body, or fantasize about masturbation scenarios. I also fantasize about other masturbators and am turned on by masturbation photos and videos, including hundreds I take of myself and which I post all over. To feed masturbation, I developed complementary behaviours. As a strong exhibitionist, I take particular pleasure masturbating outside on beaches or forests, out of windows in hotels.. To make masturbatory moments more intense, I film myself wanking wearing female underwear, including bra, panties or nylons. I masturbate with dildos deeply inserted in my butt. More recently I started a combination of masturbation and water sport…

I am so completely addicted to masturbating that I can hardly describe the addiction, I am completely in love with it and can`t do without it. I can spend up to 6 hours a day, naked in my house, doing nothing else but stroking my dick, filming myself. I neglect all other work and only my profession gives me a break. I am married, but have not made love to my wife for years nor have I approached anyone else’s pussy either. The need for masturbation is so strong and urging. The only thing that will settle me down and make me relax is to get my cock hard and feel that very first slow gentle caress down it.

I am prepared to display, post and distribute any explicit material of me masturbating

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from Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars, Sex and Blogs

Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways. “I’m a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what’s in my heart and I have no desire to change.”

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger. Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.