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I hate doctor visits

Posted by on October 20, 2008

Guided Masturbation Stories


I hate doctor visits

alt.sex.stories, 1996

"Well just tell me if anything hurts," she instructs. By this
time she has pushed my penis up against my stomach and is holding
it there with her right hand. Her thumb and fore finger gently
hold both sides of my penis just below the glans while her left
hand slowly and deliberately massages each testicle, in turn,
though my sagging scrotum. She then turns her attention to my
penis.

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Observation at a Sperm Bank

Posted by on October 19, 2008

 from Solo Touch :: Masturbation Story :: Observation at a Sperm Bank

… I left the room and waited in the next room for John to come out after he had finished. He must have been in there only three to four minutes before he came out of the booth, rather red faced and apologetic. He said "I am very sorry nurse, but the container was not big enough to hold all my cum. Is there a cloth that I can use to clean up the mess?"
I looked at him quizzically and looked at the specimen contained which was completely full of cum; a whole 40 ml of it. On going inside the booth, there was almost an equal amount splattered over the table. There was cum everywhere. I was shocked. I asked him if he produced all that by himself and he said yes. I thought it must have been some sort of practical joke or something. I told him to stay there for a moment while I saw the head nurse there and discuss what had just happened. … more Solo Touch :: Masturbation Story :: Observation at a Sperm Bank

Sperm Banks Cartoons

Posted by on October 06, 2008

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"I do hope you’ve got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

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Visit to an English Doctor

Posted by on October 04, 2008

Guided Masturbation Stories

Visit to an English Doctor

from alt.sex.masturbation, 1995

He squeezed the tip to check the opening, and found it red. Finding swelling in one of the seminal vesicles, the doctor said that he would have to examine the sperm. I was wondering if I was going to have to perform in front of him, not something I looked forward to. He asked me if I would be comfortable with masturbating to generate the sample or have it produced electrically. I had heard that bulls are milked for samples electrically, and thought that if I was going to have to get it off in the doctors office, that a hands off approach could be a new and possibly refreshing pleasure.

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“sex addiction”, and you | Nurse Knows all about you

Posted by on September 29, 2008

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Nurse Svetlana sometimes sees a public health story that is so important that she needs to comment on it.

They did finally admit that the problem wasn’t that he was having sex all the time. No, it had to do with porn or masturbation.

So first of all, I would question whether the term used should even be “sex” addiction. I think there is a huge difference between having so much sex with people that it interferes with living your normal life and masturbating. Because, it is normal to masturbate sometimes.

They’re not going to give us numbers here, of course. But I wonder how often they think is too much. I know I occasionally hear a guy say he masturbates 4 times a day. Guys like that, if you ask them how much they would masturbate if they had nothing else to do, would say, all the time, but it would just be sitting around playing with their cock while watching porn. But is that too much?

There was one guy who said he might masturbate 50 times a day sometimes. He even claimed he would have sex that often. I don’t think he was addicted, I think he was delusional.

So how much is too much? When does a bad habit become elevated to an addiction, when somebody has enough money to pay for rehab? Does the doctor have a new boat now?

I think that most guys with nothing to do will end up masturbating a lot, anyway. Having a woman controlling their orgasms will lead to much more satisfaction for them.

Are you just a compulsive wanker, or are you a sex addict? Svetlana has all kinds of advice for you, much of it very bad. You know I would only ever be a positive influence in your life. A force for the good. You need to call me now.

David Duchovny, “sex addiction”, and you | Nurse Knows all about you

Take Your Daughter to Work Day

Posted by on September 05, 2008

Guided Masturbation Stories

Take Your Daughter to Work Day

by Schulzie, circa 1998 A man is treated by a woman doctor as her daughter observes. Note the passing reference to “Masters and Johnson”; does that date us, or what!

“Did you feel his testes jump, honey?” Dr. Young asked her daughter.

“I’m not sure, Mom. Can we try again?”

“Again, Carl?”

Once more, Carl turned his head and coughed. His balls jumped and his dick rose just a little more.

“Well?” asked Dr. Young.

“I felt them that time, Mom. That’s interesting the way they do that.”

Just then, Courtney pointed to Carl’s dick and said, “Look, Mother. Look at Mr. Walters’ penis.”

Oh, God, she sees it, Carl thought, realizing that the young teen spied the beginnings of his erection.

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Hospital Wanking

Posted by on July 12, 2008

Wanklogger gets a boner in front of the nurse

…. I gingerly got out of bed and move to the chair. The inevitable happened and my cock slipped out of the right leg and shot straight out from me. But the nurse is still fussing with the bandages and stuff, so I might be able to get myself seated and hide the evidence, but no. The nurse turns around and just says “oh”. more at Wank Log: The Hospital

It’s Normal, Healthy and Okay to Masturbate!

Posted by on July 12, 2008

Cool Nurse says: 

It’s Normal, Healthy and Okay to Masturbate!

eve and adam Masturbation can be defined as self-stimulation to cause sexual sensations. The use of the word masturbation usually suggests that the person is manipulating his or her genitals to the point of intense pleasure or orgasm. (Orgasm refers to a period of intense excitement in which genital muscles enter in to a series of highly pleasurable contractions or movements.)

While masturbation can involve another person, most of us think of it as a very private act. According to some health care providers masturbation allows a healthy way to express and explore your sexuality and to release sexual tension without all the associated risks of sexual intercourse. Health professionals generally agree that this private touching is a natural, normal mode of self-exploration and sexual expression. Unfortunately, after the excitement of the moment has passed, many people find themselves filled with guilty and or shame.

Masturbation: It’s Normal, Healthy and Okay to Masturbate!

Too Big for Comfort

Posted by on June 23, 2008

a Guided Masturbation Story involving castration

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Too Big for Comfort

by FantasyMan

He sat nervously in the waiting room at the clinic, waiting to see Nurse Vice. He had met her before and wondered if she suspected his obsession with her - those narrow sexy hips, that short white skirt and those unbelievably large breasts. The top two buttons of her stretched blouse were always undone, revealing a glimpse, though not unprofessional, of her deep cleavage.

He was in for a full physical. He couldn’t help but imagine her inspecting his unnaturally large testicles, something he was quite embarrassed about. Feeling the stirrings of an erection, he scolded himself for thinking of the nurse in such an inappropriate manner.

His thoughts were cut short as the receptionist called his name… “This way Mr. Johnson,” a plain looking nurse said to him, and led the way to the examination room. He sat and waited for the Miss Vice. Again he felt a stirring in his loins - his fantasy was insistent…

Suddenly she entered. Nurse Vice was a slim woman of about 25, dark brown hair and beautiful, almost feline eyes. She wore designer glasses, giving her a prim, professional look. Her white coat was fighting an impossible battle trying to contain the massive firm breasts beneath - and those top two buttons! He was no longer in control of his cock as it continued to erect.

“Now Mr. Johnson,” she kindly asked, “what seems to be your problem?” “I, I, seem to, to….” he stammered, trying to find the right words, embarrassed about his own lack of control. She easily saw the growing bulge in his pants. She smiled kindly: “You know Mr. Johnson, there’s no need to be embarrassed,” she said, motioning for him to stand. “I’ve seen many men with big testicles….” He blushed deeply and realized that Nurse Vice would have read his file by now. Oddly, his embarrassment fueled his erection.

“Do you usually have difficulty controlling your erections?” He froze - how obvious was it? She calmly motioned him over to the counter where he saw a piece of paper and pen. “Don’t be too shy - it’s a common problem for men with big balls. My colleagues usually reschedule patients who display a lack of control such as yourself,” She was looking directly at the huge bulge between his legs. “… but I’ve developed a unique procedure for this sort of thing.”

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Penis-Cream Therapy

Posted by on May 31, 2008

A nurse fantasy by FantasyMan

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Penis-Cream Therapy

“Good morning Chad,” she says with a smile, “I am Nurse Stacy. I’ll be performing your Penis-Cream Therapy today.” She’s wearing a professional white lab coat, short black skirt, nylons, and high-heels. Chad is clearly nervous, intimated by her beauty, and stammers: “Good morning Nurse Stacy.” She smirks to herself, catching his brief but predictable glance at her large breasts. They press provocatively against a semi-transparent dress shirt and separate the unbuttoned front-V of her lab-coat with authority. She makes a point of wearing lacy push-up bras (black for contrast) for this procedure - she enjoys making men squirm! Her heels click cleanly on the floor as she takes a few steps and indicates a bed in the middle of the room: “Please lay on your back so we can get started.” She gives it a few pats with her palm.

After Chad mounts the bench and lies on his back Nurse Stacy begins to unfasten his pants. “Have you removed all your pubic hair Chad?” It’s clearly an unnecessary question [she'll have a clear view in a moment!] but she enjoys the added embarrassment when the patient needs to verbalizes it. “Yes,” he finally says with a small voice. She finishes unbuttoning and unzipping his pants and takes hold of them at either sides of his hips. “Lift your hips please…” she says calmly before pulling his pants/underwear down together with a smooth, practiced motion.

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