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Onania Org/asm on November 30, 2008
I don’t know if it works, but it sure beats jogging
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Onania Org/asm on November 27, 2008
Penis size and other lore:
Your information guide to the uneven world of the penis
Our Classic: the Penis Size Survey
Well, well, well… look who’s here. So it seems time has finally come for you to pit your manhood against the weighted average results of humanity and see who will be crowned “slightly above median”.
Or perhaps you may be wondering if it is at all possible to find human males with weaker specs than you. Let us assure you it is. We can’t name names but we’ll give you numbers.
So, what are you waiting for? Exercise your brain, stretch your love muscle and take our comprehensive penis size survey to find out.
The Uneven World of the Penis | How Long Is Yours .com
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Onania Org/asm on November 16, 2008
the long arm of the law:
Calling it a "low blow," Sheriff Joe Arpaio has rejected a request by a respected local journalist to take a lie-detector test to "prove" he hasn’t masturbated while on duty as the county’s top lawman.
Phoenix - Valley Fever - Sheriff Arpaio Rejects Lie-Detector Test About Workplace Masturbation
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Onania Org/asm on October 24, 2008
from My Life with the NYC Sperm Bank System
….Like a bunch of college freshmen males, they all had numerous wisecracks about this moneymaking enterprise. At fifty bucks a shot, they couldn’t help but refer to the product for sale as "white gold".
They all fantasized about how this would be done–perhaps there were specially trained massage parlor girls from Bangkok, slutty nurses, or even a bevvy of sperm bank hookers. They knew this wasn’t true, but it was still entertaining. One of the students on the expedition proffered the idea that more likely they had rows of identical small rooms with specifically engineered "milking machines" like they had for cows on dairy farms. This notion went over with the group like a lead balloon, and after that the conversation died and it was a long, quiet subway ride to the sperm bank. ….
more at My Life with the NYC Sperm Bank System
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Onania Org/asm on October 19, 2008
And not hot. I mean, holy crap — some of the stuff you all dug up and out of the bowels of the internets has been haunting my nightmares and goddamn… I mean, let me first just say that we are not here to judge. If I had a peen, I might stick it into all kinds of things. Several of you were squicked out by the vagina-feet, and for good reason. Translating that into real-life is a horror movie, and a clicking through all the parts-put-together-wrong for jacking off that sex toy makers have mashed together with Frankenstinian precision was, at times funny, and at times, eerie. But hey, we’re all sexually interesting in our own ways, and something to hump is something to hump. To put myself out there, I truly want a RealDoll. And not so I can drive in the carpool lane. But, we have some real winners (and runners-up after the jump).
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Onania Org/asm on October 17, 2008
Note: there is no such thing as an ex-masturbator!
‘Hello, my name’s Robert and I’m a compulsive w*nker’…
Tuesday 07th Oct 2008
Robert Downey Jr has revealed that drugs and alcohol are not the only addictions he’s battled in the past – he used to abuse his penis too.
The actor – who has been married to movie producer Susan Levin since 2005 – admits that he used to be a “compulsive masturbator.”
"I was a compulsive, serial masturbator,’ he tells The Sunday Times.
"But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."
Luckily for RDJ and film fans, he has since outgrown the habit.
But he still reckons all men are driven by sex.
"It’s no longer a motivating factor for me. My union with Susan is sacred," he says.
"Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to f*** her friend. But I’m not that guy."
Robert Downey Jr’s Masturbation Obsession - Celebrity News & Gossip, Movie Reviews, Competitions - Entertainmentwise
