the Loney Weenie almost got his weenie caught: 

Sorry that I’ve been offline for awhile, this blog is obviously back open for all to read.
The reason why I changed the settings to invitation only is because I feared that I may have disclosed my identity accidentally. You see, I have another Yahoo e-mail account, aside from my "lonelyweenie at yahoo dotcom" address, that I use for most of my normal e-mail. …

Lonely Weenie: Back Online Again

Worry about masturbation shrinking the penis from A Catch-22 situation « Happybutworried’s Weblog 

I’ve said on here several times that my shrinkage seems to be related to masturbation in some way.  That is, despite all accepted medical wisdom, I can’t shake the notion that there is some correlation between what I’m experiencing and the amount of times i’ve had one off the wrist.

Over the years I suppose I’ve been afairly heavy masturbator but I suppose most guys in their teens and twenties are.  I’ve asked numerous doctors if I could have damaged my penis in some way but all say no.  That makes it hard to stop.  In particular, I think I may have damaged my penile tissue by trying to masturbate too early. … A Catch-22 situation « Happybutworried’s Weblog

Masturbator Gets HOLLAnervous!

On Monday, I was on the F train going to 23rd Street today when I saw this weirdo. This middle age man in his 40’s wearing glasses, white shirt and cap with a belly was on my train looking at me and jerking off. I had been sitting on the corner of the car and reading my book when I look up and saw him staring and masturbating furiously under a plastic shopping bag on his lap. He had his penis out of his pants. There were not many people on the train. . I stared at him and nodded my head in disgust and said, “Hey jerk off!” Thats all I could think of but he just smiled when I got out. If I noticed earlier, I could have told the cops but it was just a minute before I got out.

On Tuesday, I was on the same train and he was standing by the doors with his hand in his pocket. He smiled at me. I gave him a stare and said out loud so other people could hear, “You are the jerk off from yesterday! Remember me?!” He stopped smiling. “You are a fat old man who likes to jerk off at girls young enough to be your daughter,” I said. He looked away. The train came to my stop and as I left he looked like he was nervous and no hand in his pants this time.

from Holla Back New York City - If You Can’t Slap ‘Em, Snap ‘Em!: Masturbator Gets HOLLAnervous!

A masturbator said:

I was 12 yrs old and I was home alone every day of summer vacation as both my parents worked. My routine was to get naked and play with myself. As the days wore on I became more daring……….leaving doors open……….sneaking out on the back porch and occaisionally allowing myself to be “caught” naked in the house by a relative but making it look like an accident.

By August I needed more of a rush. I would go to the shrubs in front of the house…..remove my shorts and t-shirt. I would ly there totally naked and stroke while having a fantasy of being see by one of the teenage girls from the neighborhood. I constantly had wet dreams about running naked from the girls but not being able to escape and when confronted by them I would helplessly cum in front of them……..which of course was my wet dream. To increase the rush even further the next obvious step was to exit the front door totally naked leaving me no way to cover myself if caught. This was a total turn-on. I was lying there in masturmonial bliss………..totally naked and hard……….on my back with legs spread, eyes closed and playing with my little adolecent dick when I heard my name spoken. It was two of the women from the neighborhood.

My brain screamed in two different directions. It was my dream cum true but yet I was horrified !! One had a blanket and said she would cover me for the walk back to the front door. I was having none of that. As I jumped up to sprint for the door I could feel myself having an intense orgasm and could see some of my cum hitting their legs. I came until I entered the house. My legs were covered in it. I was horrified !!!

They called in to me asking if I was ok. Needless to say when my parents got home the 2 ladies were there to relate their story. I was in the dog house for the balance of the summer. A deadbolt was placed on the front door to prevent a repeat. I would still get naked every day but did not venture outside any more that year. I would look out the window and jerk off every time I saw one of those women. Knowing they had seen me naked, stroking and cumming (on them) was a tremendous turn on. I would also fantisize about being seen and caught by everyone else in the neighborhood which caused me to jerk off even more.

This was over 40 years ago and I have been addicted since. I have jerked off in front of too many people to remember….both male and female…..some on a very regular basis. I have many, many more adventures to relate and hope to read about yours. This story is 100% true.

from FDA: Agents can seize penis rings at borders | Business | Star-Telegram.com 

Penis enlargers and constricting rings to maintain erections can be seized at U.S. borders, U.S. regulators said Thursday, citing inadequate safety labels.

The devices have inadequate directions for use and can have harmful effects, from rupturing blood vessels to causing gangrene of the penis, the Food and Drug Administration said in guidance to import inspectors posted on the agency’s Web site. The guidance was a revision to guidelines on “external penile rigidity devices” the FDA published in 2004.

“Basically, the labeling of these devices falsely states or implies they will treat impotence, prolong erection, and increase the dimensions of the penis,” the FDA said in the new notice.

The FDA said such devices fall into several categories:

Mechanical stretching devices, which “employ weights or lines tied to other parts of the body such as the knee, to affect tension on the penis.

Vacuum operating devices, “those employing a sealing principle in the area of the base of the penis and an evacuation mechanism to drop the atmospheric pressure around the penis, thereby affecting increased blood flow.”

Constrictive rings, which “constrict the base of the penis after erection has been achieved and cause the erection to be maintained by blocking the normal circulation of blood from the penis.”

Supportive devices, which “function as a splint or cradle in order to maintain a resumblance of turgidity.”

from All types of sexual activity carry some STD risk | Health | Reuters

Sexual activity other than intercourse carries some risk of sexually transmitted disease, and doctors should make sure their patients understand that, according to the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG).

Many people may engage in "noncoital" sexual activities such as oral sex, mutual masturbation and anal sex to prevent pregnancy and cut the risk of STDs. However, all of these sex acts come with some degree of STD risk, and it’s still important for people to protect themselves, according to an ACOG expert committee. … more All types of sexual activity carry some STD risk | Health | Reuters

 "Thanks, I brought my own cream":

A man addicted to masturbation and flashing coffee makers has thanked police for catching him saying he needs a hand to stop. … more Coffee masturbator tells police he needs a hand to stop | Metro.co.uk

Excerpts from John Harvey Kellogg, 1852-1943.. Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life. Electronic Text Center, University of Virginia Library

Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life.

From Chpt 9 SOLITARY VICE

If illicit commerce of the sexes is a heinous sin, self-pollution, or masturbation, is a crime doubly abominable. As a sin against nature, it has no parallel except in sodomy (see Gen. 19:5; Judges 19:22). It is the most dangerous of all sexual abuses because the most extensively practiced. The vice consists in an excitement of the genital organs produced otherwise than in the natural way. It is known by the terms, self-pollution, self-abuse, masturbation, onanism, manustupration, voluntary pollution, and solitary or secret vice. The vice is the more extensive because there are almost no bounds to its indulgence. Its frequent repetition fastens it upon the victim with a fascination almost irresistible! It may be begun in earliest infancy, and may continue through life. 

Even though no warning may have been given, the transgressor seems to know, instinctively, that he is committing a great wrong, for he carefully hides his practice from observation. In solitude he pollutes himself, and with his own hand blights all his prospects for both this world and the next. Even after being solemnly warned, he will often continue this worse than beastly practice, deliberately forfeiting his right to health and happiness for a moment’s mad sensuality.

 Becky from http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ourmasturbation/ sends us :

this YouTube clip of a fellow masturbator who got
himself into a tight spot…and couldn’t get himself out of…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sU_9AdQL8E

What a painful and embarrassing experience.

And Bob presents one worse from http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-10.html

… An unmarried loner, he usually didn’t leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work. …

 Cleanliness is next to … from Can I Get STDs From Masturbation? (Video)

Masturbation is a great pleasure for both men and women. It can relieve stress and satisfy sexual desires without having intercourse with someone else.

You might be curious, however, if masturbation falls in the same category as sex, oral sex and erotic massage when it comes to sexually transmitted diseases.

While you can’t transmit or contract STD’s from masturbation or toys, unless you share your toys with someone else, does that mean you’re safe from everything?

If I masturbate without toys (just with my hands) can I get and STDs or other sicknesses?