Lumpess confesses that sometimes it can be a bit mechanical:
So most of what we think about around these parts are earth-shattering, brain-numbing, leg-shaking orgasms. The kinds that require partners or toys or elaborate fantasies. The kinds of orgasms that can be described as “a wave of ecstasy” or “a crash of lightning” or whatever other naturalistic simile the writer can ham-fist into the piece. Because that is what orgasms are, le petit mort, a transcendent and life-changing experience, right?
Um, don’t most of us have them EVERY FUCKING DAY? There is no way they are all so brilliant that they meet this criteria.
So here is my confession for the day: Sometimes I have purely mechanical, emotion and excitement-free orgasms! more …Lumpesse
