Wank Bank

The Wank Bank: short solo recordings by chronic masturbators

The Wank Bank is a collection of oral histories for masturbators by masturbators. They express their feelings, needs, and joys of living with chronic masturbation addiction, as they masturbate to orgasm for you. All genders and orientations are included.

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Make Your Deposit in the Wank Bank!

Are you a chronic masturbator? Are you masturbating right now? Would it arouse you if complete strangers could hear you masturbating? We encourage you to leave a short (1-3 minutes) message while you describe your masturbation habits. Please moan, groan, and goon. Please do let us hear how you sound when you orgasm (unless you are an orgasm denier). All genders and orientations are welcome, and especially ladies! Call 1-281-241-WANK  (281-241-9265) and leave a masturbator voicemail to be posted on this website.
  • Don’t include identifying information (such as your phone number) in your voice message, unless you want people to contact you.
  • Note the recording will cut off approximately 3 minutes. You may call back a second time if you haven’t orgasmed yet. Press “#” to skip the voicemail greeting.
We don’t publish all calls. What will increase the chance of seeing your deposit published?
  • Record at least 1 full minute. We don’t publish short deposits.
  • Speak up, say something, moan/groan; dead air won’t be published. Orgasms are always appreciated.
  • Keep the background noise low.
  • Don’t hide your caller ID. We don’t require Caller ID, but we are more likely to publish deposits from previous contributors. (We will never share or publish your phone number, nor call/text you back without permission.)

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