Take THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

Face it, Masturbator: you aren’t getting any pussy. And your last attempt was a humiliating failure and only annoyed the pussy. So get past grieving for your lost manhood, and accept your life as a pussy-less Pathetic Male Masturbator. Join your fellow chronics and take the No Pussy Pledge! Just copy and paste the text below into a new reply, and edit or add your own remarks.

THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

I, <your name>, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

47 thoughts on “Take THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

  1. I, bonobo83, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

  2. I, Dave, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, dirty panties, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

  3. I, Terrence, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

  4. I, Jason L, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

    I actually did lose my erection the last time I tried to pleasure a female eight years ago. It was very embarrassing and I want up masturbating in front of her. Now, I look for women who want to watch me masturbate and call me demeaning names like loser and pathetic. I’m bisexual so I actually have lots of sex but it’s always me bending over and receiving whatever is to be delivered. I guess that’s my role as a beta male.

  5. Pussy free for ten years now , couldn’t get hard at all now with pussy think am becoming a sissy

  6. My name is George. I am 53 years old very healthy and athletic.I am trying very hard to be pussy free. I absolutely love pussy but inside I prefer having it taken away from me. I have sucked my wife Brenda clean after her fucking in front of me and then beat off into a pair of panties while they watched We posted a couple videos on xtube. What we need is a straight male bifemale couple so she can suck pussy and cock and give a real man some hot sex and the can all giggle while I show them what a little pussy I am beating off into the crotch of some panties…… after Brenda unlocks my cb6000s penis cage we are bifem4u37@yahoo.com

  7. I J.R. proudly take the no pussy pledge. Ive been a Solosexual pathetic masturbator for 3 years. Im committed to my hand pussy. My penis will never go inside a pussy again. I stay home smoking weed and gooning on my greasy hairy black dingaling. I stopped working last December but instead of looking for work..stay naked smoking weed legs spread wide fuckin my hand pussy. Im in my early 30s & I have no desire to get vagina..all I crave is b8ting. I edge & cum deny & whenever I sperm.i give my seed to my hand pussy.

  8. Time I made this a formality…
    I Nikki P a male sissy openly acknowledge that I can’t penetrate a woman because I have masturbated so many times it just feels wrong to try….
    I acknowledge that pussy deserves an alpha male penis to befucked by long and hard, whereas I just want to shoot my load from my tiny penis on my own.
    I pledge to never ever try and fuck pussy again,I surrender all rights to try ,and defer to the alpha males to breed and have sex, while I accept my role permanently as a pussy free, masturbator, who only wants a solo sex life and to toss himself off every day,.at least once..I reserve the right to be turned on by thoughts of sex and humiliation by men mainly but also women, and reserve the right to look and stare longingly at the prettiest girls with the most makeup, the girls that would always reject me, and then go and toss myself off alone while thinking of them or their men…I also reserve the right to avoid fights with anyone especially alpha males, and resolve to accept the humiliation of peeing in my pants when threatened by alpha males( as a sign of fear and submission and as a consequence of staring at their beautiful girlfreinds )as a way of avoiding fights…I accept that most pretty girls will quickly realise I am a pussy free wanker, and expect to be laughed at and berated for my inadequate sexuality, my wimpish survival strategies, and openly acknowledge I deserve the humiliation of being given the wanker sign in public, laughed at and smirked and giggled at, as the girls realise I am a wimp a sissy and a wanker who can’t stop myself.

  9. I, Bryan J. Flood, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy. I have never been able to maintain an erection for a woman’s pussy…i’m sorry i ever tried to push my limp wiener into a vagina and I promise NEVER to try to put my useless impotent penis into a vagina again. I feel so much better taking this pledge.

  10. I, Rick, openly acknowledge that assholes are a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that male cunts need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to male ass by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male fucking privileges to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of a beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another man with my pathetic attempts at penetration, and even if a kind guy offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of him. In exchange for giving up ass, I retain the right of private and public genital exposure, unlimited access to and personal use of asshole pictures, excessive exhibitionist pornography, dildos, and most importantly the constant masturbation of my Penis.

  11. well said masturbator

    “I admit that I am a pussy worshiper who will endure any humiliation, pain and degradation to pay privilege to pussy. But, I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. ”

    I too seek humiliation, buy my constant compulsive masturbation

  12. I, Tilac and Butterfly openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by a wimpy wanker. I admit that I am a pussy worshiper who will endure any humiliation, pain and degradation to pay privilege to pussy. But, I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. My sole purpose in life is to please the pussy. I surrender all male pussy penetration privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. After worship, I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her hoping to kiss and lick her labia and clitoris whilst cleaning her high heeled shoes with my lips and tongue.
    In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.
    If I am whipped to encouraged forced worship and to suppress my erection I will respond with fervour.

  13. I, Donald, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy. I will also present my hole to any alpha cocks that want it on the one condition that I can masturbate the whole time while I know what it feels to be fucked by a real man

  14. Even when I tried putting it in her asshole, I went soft. When she started stroking me I came in her hand. That’s so pathetic, but thinking about it gets me so close again.

  15. Masturbation is great. I have been masturbating since I was 14. In the beginning I would ejaculate as often a 6 times a day. Then about 10 years ago I managed to learn how to edge right to the brink without falling off and man has life been good to me since. Every man takes that one stroke too many accidentally on occasion but ejaculation is infrequent for me anymore. Basically, I have learned how to edge continuously without cumming. At the time that I feel the urge to cum, I avoid the penis head and just below and concentrate on the shaft only until I feel safe to return to full strokes. I always use lots and lots of Albolene. With my method there is absolutely no refractory time ever and I always begin exactly where I stopped the last time. Sometimes I do several sessions a day.

  16. I, Brian Rogers St.John, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy

  17. I am a lifelong chronic PMS male. It has reduced me to a sniveling and sneaky beta male who can’t get through the day without surrendering to masturbation .. often multiple times. It has wrecked relationships and career possibilities. But I can’t help it. Knowing all that masturbation has done to me I cling to it .. it’s them most important thing to me. I am open to exploitation.

  18. I, Dan, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

  19. I was a pretty good pussy pounder for many years. At least with a few females. But I became addicted to masturbation when I discovered edging, and it’s been downhill since then. I am now a male PMS sufferer, and I go limp when I get near a pussy.

  20. ok i will thank you so may i ask are u also like us or are you an alpha type who actually deserves to pound pussy

  21. ok so i have came in my pants like almost every time i have tried to have sex and my mastubation has increased so when u say incurable your right i cant even get close to a pussy without losing it

  22. The pledge is a voluntary commitment. It is enforced only by your own unwillingness or incapacity to fuck pussy. Most chronic masturbators ultimately advance to total, incurable Male PMS, and become coitally impotent. Thus the No Pussy Pledge becomes self-enforcing, you can’t fuck a pussy even if you try.

    It’s true that many males need to embrace a no-pussy lifestyle. It’s better for them, and better for pussies. The idea has grown out of my work with the chronic masturbator community.

  23. thank you for welcoming me so may i ask does this pledge stay in effect forever cause if so i am very grateful and may i also ask who is the mastermind behind this cause me and other guys have needed this for a while

  24. Welcome Sam to the pussy-free or post-pussy world. Pussies of the world, including your handpussy, will thank you for your decision. You have many fellow no-pussy masturbators to accompany your journey.

  25. I, jack , openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

  26. I, sam beckey, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

  27. I, Jay Mayo, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

  28. I eagerly pledge to avoid any insertion of my penis is a vagina. I am a Solosexual Masturbator and use all ejaculation denial methods known to me.

  29. I, boy jon, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

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