Take THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

Face it, Masturbator: you aren’t getting any pussy. And your last attempt was a humiliating failure and only annoyed the pussy. So get past grieving for your lost manhood, and accept your life as a pussy-less Pathetic Male Masturbator. Join your fellow chronics and take the No Pussy Pledge! Just copy and paste the text below into a new reply, and edit or add your own remarks.

THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

I, <your name>, openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.

I like Public Masturbation too

from Wank Log: Public Masturbation 

… So I ventured out side. First the back garden. Which is still a fairly good place to head out to. It is quiet, calm and during school semesters, very, very private. It is quite a different feeling lying on the grass masturbating, the feeling of sun on your body. Also the clean up is real, real easy. If you roll over, or stand up just before orgasm, you can blow a load over pretty much anything and just walk away. …

I have masturbated in a flood-control preserve inside a major city. I rode my mountain bike there, then noticing that there was complete privacy, I got the urge to pull down my bike shorts and  masturbate then and there. I could hardly get erect, being so nervous, but the nervous energy of the fear made the orgasm particularly intense. Continue reading

Redesign of Onania . Org/asm website

I’m undertaking a redesign of the Onania . Org/asm home website. The goals are

  • Simplify design to make it easier to find things
  • Emphasize the unique original content and services for masturbators
  • Emphasize the use of Twitter for better engagement with masturbators

I will be using the Twitter feeds below for interacting with you through the Masturbation Support Hotline and the Wank Bank. Please follow these feeds for your urgent masturbator needs. 

I had an orgasm in an MRI scanner | Kayt Sukel | Science | guardian.co.uk

The first question, invariably, is, “Excuse me? You had a what where?” It’s not a surprise, really. People may not be shocked if you tell them you managed a wank on, say, the train or even in a public restroom. But when you announce that you took part in an orgasm study and managed to reach climax in a functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) scanner as it recorded the blood flow in your brain? Well, that’s not something one hears every day.

It’s not the most romantic spot one might engage in self-loving. In fact, if you’ve ever spent time in an MRI scanner, it may seem nearly impossible. It’s claustrophobic, dark and very, very loud in that cramped chamber. But, both as research for my book Dirty Minds: How Our Brains Influence Love, Sex and Relationships, and for my own morbid curiosity, I volunteered to help out Rutgers University’s legendary orgasm researcher, Barry Komisaruk, and come for the science.

via I had an orgasm in an MRI scanner | Kayt Sukel | Science | guardian.co.uk.

Wank Bank – Voicemail from Masturbators – (2/14)

Voicemails from Masturbators

(Masturbators like to know you listen; if you like the recordings, please post your comments)


Tyler small penis hand breeder 2/14/19 1:22 PM
Tyler small penis hand breeder 2/14/19 1:22 PM hey Richard it’s me just still masturbating I haven’t called in a long time talking on my penis and feels really great you know if this is a blank bank deposit then just want everyone to know that you know I’m still pulling on my penis and it and I hope everyone else is enjoying their own genitals today and as much as they can please please yourself it makes everything better I’m going to catch an ad real quick yeah feels good feels work like the right thing to do
 
peepee masturbator 2/12/19 7:07 PM
peepee masturbator 2/12/19 7:07 PM Hello, Richard. I was f****** pumping depor now. Just a poor no need for know all kinds of pornos. I love p****.
 
peepee masturbator 2/12/19 7:04 PM
peepee masturbator 2/12/19 7:04 PM Yeah, Richard. I’d like to talk to you while I give my TV poor know. I’d like to talk to you while I’m consuming or no. consuming p**** Yep. I made a poor know sexual. I’m a a poor know sexual. I love p****. Richard I’m a a poor know sexual I need to pop my TV 2.0. Giving my peepee p****. Ooh. I’ll f****** night vaginas. vaginas Masturbating my PC to of the join us. TV 2.0 mu Yeah. Ooh, I’m a p p masturbator. I’m a teepee masturbator. I’m being 2.0. I will pour know. p**** penis going to squirt it to Porto. Going to squirt My Ding-A-Ling Richard. Going to pop My Ding-a-Ling. pop a boner pop a boner Richard I’ve got a boner. Richard I’ve got a boner.
 
peepee masturbator 2/12/19 7:00 PM
peepee masturbator 2/12/19 7:00 PM Yeah. Hey. Hey Richard. I’m John diep masturbator and I’m a I’m a chronic addicted masturbator. I’ve been masturbating for at least a couple hours this evening and just thought I’d call into your your line. It’s kind of like my therapy it. Gives me the opportunity to. get things off my chest while I masturbate my pee pee I need to get things off my chest while I my masturbate my p p I’m a chronic addicted. PB masturbator I am a chronic addicted. p p masturbator ipb masturbator Richard I’m a teepee masturbator I’m confessing that I’m a p p masturbator. I am a p p masturbator. My name is John and i m a p p masturbator. I’m a p p masturbator. Richard I’m confessing that I’m a teepee masturbator. Yeah, I’m up you masterbatr. I look at vagina while I masturbate. I’m a p p masturbator. I’m a p p masturbating Richard. Richard I’m a p masturbator Yeah. something p p masturbators OPP masturbator BP masturbator How many people masturbator? p**** p**** for my pee pee p**** for my pee pee my TV is getting poor know right now Richard. My pee pees getting up or no.
 

Wank Bank – Voicemail from Masturbators – (2/20)

Voicemails from Masturbators

(Masturbators like to know you listen; if you like the recordings, please post your comments)


peepee masturbator 2/20/19 10:24 PM
peepee masturbator 2/20/19 10:24 PM Yeah. Hey Richard. I’m definitely in in need of some some masturbation support this evening. I’ve been masturbating myself require. I wish there was a place adult man, like myself could go to and sit with a a masturbation guide like yourself, you know an adult another adult male fully clothed and like a clinical setting where I am allowed to masturbate. I’m allowed to masturbate. Oh, yeah, I’m about to masturbate. Richard masturbating myself
 
Los Angeles penis masturbator 2/20/19 12:00 AM
Los Angeles penis masturbator 2/20/19 12:00 AM I think to check. penis penis penis penis penis
 
Hartford 1903 2/19/19 11:43 PM
Hartford 1903 2/19/19 11:43 PM I’m just sitting here stroking. I can’t stop. Has for the last three weeks just a section keeps getting worse, and I love it. I just I can’t f****** stop stroking my cock. I’m f****** stop. I’m doing it right now. I’m thinking about the port. I’m going to look after I’m off the phone. To making me so f****** hard. my favorite suck This is such a fun turn on. How about that? I can’t wait for the next session. I don’t want to call him not even call. On my boss. So heavy. So happy right now.
 
Los Angeles 2/19/19 11:37 PM
Los Angeles 2/19/19 11:37 PM Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.
 
Jane from Chicago 2/16/19 9:41 AM
Jane from Chicago 2/16/19 9:41 AM Can’t stop masturbating. I can’t stop. Well good. 2 hours rubbing on my clit Yeah. Yeah. I can’t. I said you well. I love my buddy. Yeah, I’ll keep running like witty. Yeah. making her crazy feel so good. I can’t skip. the call f*** next weekend I love to masturbate.
 

Effects of Male Masturbation on Attracting Women

…If a man is motivated and pursues the act of becoming an alpha male, he will attract desirable females. This eventually leads to sexual intercourse with those desirable females and is rewarded with orgasms. This reward reinforces the alpha male behavior that was needed to attract a desirable female in the first place, prompting the male to continue the traits that helped him become alpha, thus perpetuating the cycle and continuing the supply of desirable mates.

If a man is lazy, unmotivated and relies on masturbation as his main form of sexual activity, he is unnaturally creating a false reward for traits that are undesirable in potential female mates. This false reward tricks the body into thinking that it is pursuing alpha male qualities when in reality it is pursuing beta male qualities. This cycle also perpetuates itself by continually being satisfied with the act of masturbation rather than the pursuit of desirable females….

 

Wank Bank – Voicemail from Masturbators – (2/10)

Voicemails from Masturbators

(Masturbators like to know you listen; if you like the recordings, please post your comments)


Jane from Chicago 2/10/19 9:09 AM
Jane from Chicago 2/10/19 9:09 AM Oh, yeah. Janet oh get that pussy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. humping humping on my vibrator I need it so bad. Oh, yeah. phone Oh. Oh. Oh buddy up. song Yes. What a nice orgasm. Hello been rubbing my pussy for about an hour and a half. 2 hours, maybe I’m just put it on a pillow and lay down it. Oh. I have to be somewhere in 19 minutes. Oh my God, I do I needed to come.
 
Chuck 2/4/19 3:00 PM
Chuck 2/4/19 3:00 PM Richard f****** suck on my penis Been answering my penis. stockings plastic bushing so so f****** good. I’m trying not to come so you can call me back. Well, it’s so hard not to jump. Call me back soon.