Podcasturbation #07-0619: Just One Word: Plastics

Podcasturbation #07-0619: Just One Word: Plastics

I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? “Plastics.”  Plastic Pussies, that is. I’m on the make again for my plastic pussy, fucking the daylights out of it and reminiscing about how the real ones used to feel.  

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First Time Masturbating

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First Time Masturbating

One night, I was as my cousin’s house, another boy, a year younger than me whom had engaged in some minor exploration such as the game afore mentioned, and some degree of touching. During the day, while we were engaged in playing with some Star Wars toys, I asked him if he could make his penis grow. He just kinda looked at me with a puzzled expression, and said, “What are you talking about.” I explained in more detail, “Sometimes, I can make mine get big by tapping up on it.”

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Podcasturbation #07-0608: The Urge to Masturbate

Podcasturbation #07-0608: The Urge to Masturbate

Let’s talk about the urge to masturbate. Why is it so irresistible?

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The Foot Massage

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The Foot Massage

Some chronic  masturbators think a foot is as much fun as a hand

It was only five years ago that I graduated from college leaving behind many memories of one my closest friends I have ever had. It was a tortured relationship for me because I was completely obsessed with her and wanted her as a lover more than a friend. She however had no such romantic feelings towards me even though we always together. We were both art majors so we worked out our schedules to where we always took our classes together. After class we would always be running around doing something together whether it was going out to eat, the movies, or just hanging out at my apartment or her parent’s house. Continue reading

Podcasturbation #07-0603: Opportunity to Masturbate

Podcasturbation #07-0603: Opportunity to Masturbate

An unanticipated opportunity came up, and what else could I do? In this unplanned podcasturbation I ramble on about the experience of being a chronic addicted masturbator and edge myself to orgasm.

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Podcasturbation #07-0527: Introduction to Edging

Podcasturbation #07-0527: Introduction to Edging

In this long [60 minutes] podcasturbation I provide a discussion of edging and an introductory exercise. It is aimed at the newly chronic masturbator who is inexperienced with edging or having trouble getting the hang of it. Surgeon General’s Warning: Edging may be habit forming and lead to incurable masturbation addiction; listen at your own risk

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Podcasturbation #07-0524: Fucking my Penis

Podcasturbation #07-0524: Fucking my Penis

A chronic masturbator doesn’t fuck with his penis — rather, he fucks his penis. 

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Betty Dodson

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Betty Dodson

A boy discovers Betty Dodson and is discovered in flagrante by his mother’s friend. From the net, circa 1995

My mother’s friend Peggy lived in a house near town with her two young sons, both of whom were still too small to do many chores around the place. It followed that I would be offered up from time to time by my mother to complete various tasks around her friend’s home.  One such Sunday when I was about fourteen or fifteen, I worked on the upstairs landing of Peggy’s house, painting the door frames with white acrylic latex. It was rather boring work, and my eyes frequently lit upon the spines of the books arrayed on the many shelves opposite the railing.  Besides the inevetable [and eye-catching] blue-and-white “Catch-22,” there were assorted novels, old college textbooks, and other such. One book–really looking more like a pamphlet, with a stapled spine and no title showing–caught my eye after a time, and eventually I wandered over to pull it out and read the title, more out of a need for closure than curiousity. Continue reading

Podcasturbation #07-0523: It’s OK, Admit It

Podcasturbation #07-0523: It’s OK, Admit It

It’s OK, admit it: you are addicted to masturbation. If you have recently realized that you are addicted, having trouble admitting it to yourself, or just suspect that you might be addicted, listen to this podcasturbation. It will help you recognize, admit, and accept your masturbation addiction.

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A masturbation addiction workshop

Ken said: The workshop is like a twelve step program, but without the steps. It was held here at a Sexual Health Center. I did get a lot out of listening to other’s, some were very happy, some were in tears after they spoke. In the end, it lasted four weeks, two times each week, i did learn to “control”. I masterbate about as much as i always did. i just move it around to times when it does not affect my life.Now, when i do jerk off, as i did a few minutes ago, I can enjoy it even more, knowing in my head that what i am doing is not hurting my life, my mind is clear and i able able to totally enjoy the experience. With no guilt. It took me a good 8 months to get it right. There was one or two funny thing’s that also happened there. They served coffee, and we were all sitting there with full bladders, and no one wanted to excuse themselves to go to the washroom. knowing that people would think we wanted to beat the meat. Finallt, one guy said: “Look, if someone wants to come to the washroom with me, and make sure i don’t jerk off, then please do. if not i am going to wet the floor.” About the entire group rushed off to the cans. Twenty men, two urinals, one can. My first time there, i found the instructor/trainer to be such a hunk. i was not listening to him, just thinking of how great it was going to be masterbating with him in my mind after the ssession. This is also where i made some friends. And three of them over the last few years have lost their job’s, family. I hope that they can get back into therapy and get their life back, and begin to truly enjoy the act of masterbation. Continue reading