From another wank bank:

Russell the Wanker left a few messages on the Solosex Hotline a couple of days ago which show off his insatiable need not only to masturbate his penis, but also to expose who he really is: a chronic, addicted masturbator.  I’ve posted them in the Hotline playlist and in a separate playlist here (the playlist in this post is in the proper chronological order of the calls).  He starts the messages with excitement in his voice because he just set up a phone “date” with a phone sex operator.  He is going to confess his masturbation needs to her when she calls.  You can hear the batelust in his voice as he anxiously awaits the phone ringing.  He also gets off on how pathetic he is since he has to pay for phone sex and it’s the only sex he can get, being such a hopeless wanker.

You get to hear him talking about what a masturbator he is as he waits for the call, then you hear him confessing to the woman on the other line when she calls.  His need to confess his masturbation addiction makes me masturbate.  I love solosexual masturbators.

via Solosexual.